Bless Their Little Holes - Stormy Daniels ex-porn star loves her some GOP

[Deadgnome]

Stormy Daniels star of such films as:

Super Size Meat
Space Nuts
Thumpin Melons
Trailer Trash Nurses 6
and who can forget Spreading My Seed

Source: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1317917/filmoyear

Well, this voluptuous beauty apparently is a perfect fit for the new GOP image. Dolled up, manufactured, talking point sluts that find purity through sexually deviant exploits.

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While most of the reaction to an RNC-funded outing at a Los Angeles bondage-themed nightclub in February has been critical, it has won the GOP at least one supporter -- a porn star.

Stormy Daniels, an adult movie actor and potential candidate for U.S. Senate in Louisinia, has apparently decided -- perhaps satirically -- to renounce the Democratic Party and become a Republican.

In a press release on Tuesday, Daniels proudly embraced the Republican Party.

"While this decision has not been an easy one, recent events regarding Republican National Committee fundraising at Voyeur, an LA based lesbian bondage themed nightclub finally tipped the scales," Daniels said.

Daniels, who first floated the idea of running against Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) after news broke that he had been linked to the high-profile prostitution ring run by the "D.C. Madam," said she sees the RNC-funded nightclub outing as a sign that the GOP's values now best match her own.

"As I have said for well over a year, it is time that our government and our tax policy begin rewarding entrepreneurship and creativity again. It is time again to inspire positive risks and out-of-the-box thinking in the interest of growing a strong economy and a strong America," Daniels said. "For me, this spirit can be summed up in the RNC's investment of donor funds at Voyeur.

"I know from experience that a mere $1900 outlay at a club with the reputation of Voyeur is a clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return," Daniels added.

Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/06/stormy-daniels-porn-star_n_527293.html

[panader0]

1. Wasn't she in 'Bimbo Bowlers from Buffalo'?

(kidding), but her endorsement may not help the pubs.

[Deadgnome]

2. I was thinking

Of donating money to her campaign. This is just too priceless.

[LiberalLoner]

3. You know, I think people will make some jokes about this topic, but

I think in some ways a porn star would be considered the ideal Republican woman by some. She knows her "place" and is very subservient to the men (at least in the movies, I mean) and she does her hair and makeup really well and is careful about her appearance just like Sarah Palin is. That seems to be something a lot of Republicans care about, image.

Anyway just like sex workers had a place in "The Handmaid's Tale" I think sex workers have a place in the vision R's have of the world they want to create.

[Deadgnome]

4. Ahhh

I cosign on that. Margaret Atwood was a woman on top of her game by the way. I love that story.

[libodem]

5. She looks like a typical Faux news anchor

Fits right in. Ooooh, Rupert.

[wyldwolf]

6. If porn stars are declaring party allegiances, I'm glad we got Jenna Jamison and not Stormy

[Mike K]

7. The irony here is the Democrats -

- are far more likely to legalize prostitution than are the uptight Republicans, many of whom are moralist hypocrites.

[Deadgnome]

8. There is plenty

Of irony wrought all across this story, but the best is she was in a porn called "Bless Their Little Holes." Oh holy holes.

[abq e streeter]

9. youtube : "Fox News Porn".....I'd say Stormy's ready for prime time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHEXzlNHC8Q