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WASHINGTON — Zell Miller is telling a tale, a parable about a mountaineer, his new bride and their stubborn mule.
The silver-haired senator from Georgia is seated in his office on Capitol Hill, amid small shrines to Mickey Mantle and the U.S. Marine Corps, wearing a charcoal gray suit and shiny black cowboy boots. He has made it his mission lately to torment the Democratic Party, his lifelong political home, and verbally torture John F. Kerry, the party's presumptive presidential nominee.
The tale involves a balky mule being hit with a 2-by-4 and ends with the mountaineer threatening his young wife with the same. As Miller grins, having made his point about asserting one's self, he steals a glance at his chief of staff, a young woman sitting a deferential distance away.
It seems a small concession to the notion that, just maybe, in this age, among a certain set, joking about spousal abuse may not be the most politic thing, funny as the story is. But then the 72-year-old Miller is retiring at the end of his term early next year, and if there are any bridges left standing, it is not for lack of incendiary effort.
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