Best Bill Maher Quotes

[locopolitico]

Best Bill Maher Quotes

"If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'" —Bill Maher

"I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor." —Bill Maher

More here:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-bill-maher-jokes.htm

[FirstTimeVoterAt37]

1. "This is not a case of Democrats vs. Republicans..."

"...It's sentient beings vs. the Lizard People."

EDIT: Heh... missed my other favorite:

"The Nobel committee said Obama won for creating a new climate for international politics. which sounds so much nicer than 'In your face George Bush you cowboy asshole'."

[zbdent]

3. About the only way I'd award George W. Bush the Nobel Peace Prize is

for not declaring a "National State of Emergency" on 1/19/2009 and declaring martial law, which would lead him to keep Obama from taking the Oath of Office (of course, he probably had Roberts flub the Oath on purpose ...)

[pnorman]

2. Here's my favorite so far:

"I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama presidency. I know they're saying, 'Why are you thanking me? I was so against it, I marched on Washington with tea bags hanging off my Founding Fathers costume, with a gun on my hip and a picture of Obama dressed as Hitler, screaming about his birth certificate.' And America saw that and said, 'I think I'll go with the calm black man."

[awoke_in_2003]

4. good one. nt

[BootinUp]

5. You picked a couple good ones, lol.

Let me see what I can find.

[BootinUp]

6. ''The floor of a cave called...."

''The floor of a cave called. It wants its bat sh*t back.'' —Bill Maher on Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN)

[politicalhumor]

7. Good one on Christine O'Donnell

"Today we found out that a third college Christine O'Donnell said she attended has no record of ever knowing her. I'm starting to wonder if she ever really went to Hogwarts." —Bill Maher