Right-Wing Nutjob Quote-O-Matic

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Right-Wing Nutjob Quote-O-Matic

The most ridiculous quotes by renowned right-wing nutjobs, including Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Michele Bachmann, and others.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-right-wing-quotes.htm

[Kennah]

1. Try me, Beckie Boy

''I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out.''
—Glenn Beck, May 17, 2005

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2. Mental Giants

"I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet." --Glenn Beck, calling evolution "ridiculous"

"We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?" —Sarah Palin, admitting that her family used to get treatment in Canada's single-payer health care system, despite having demonized such government-run programs as socialized medicine that will lead to death-panel-like rationing

"Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. I wonder if his SUV had an Obama sticker on it." —Rush Limbaugh, lying about the failed Times Square car bomber, who is not registered to vote