Joe Destino, Pinhead.

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http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/article/20101226/GPG0603/12260571/We-re-all-listening-to-Sarah-Palin
We're all listening to Sarah Palin

DE PERE — It could be Sarah Palin's authentic, unscripted dialect, supported by a backwoods, Tina Fey-meets-North Dakota accent that has everybody listening. It also could be her values, immersed in God, family and country that resonate with people. It could be her Twitter feed, something the media can't seem to get enough of. It could be that she is a best-selling author who is not afraid to write about what you and I only think about writing. It could be her straight-from-the-prom hairdo, an attractive woman who makes her presence know in every fashion.

Whatever it is, she arrouses an emotional response, good and bad, that remains unrivaled by any other politician, public figure, or celebrity. It's because, aside from the media blitz on her life, she has dedicated herself to the service of others, to the people of Alaska, and to the United States of America.

When we watch and listen (and yes, we all are), she makes us feel inspired and empowered. She fights for discipline in government at a time when there seems to be none at all. She fights for you and me, to move America forward, to inspire those for or against her, and it's working.

Joe Destino

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. fights for me? My ass.

I suppose that nausea can be considered to be an emotional response, so I cannot disagree with him on that point.

but best selling author, who is not afraid to ghostwrite about what I think about writing? Sorry, charlie, no fucking way would I take stupid drugs for a solid month before putting words down on paper.

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2. A little gentle editing to Joe Destiny (has to be a made-up name )'s post

It could be Sarah Palin's authentic, unscripted dialect, supported by a backwoods, Tina Fey-meets-North Dakota accent that has everybody (CRINGING IN HORROR AT THE 'FINGERNAILS ON BLACKBOARD RESONANCE'.
It also could be her values, immersed in (MONEY, MONEY AND MORE MONEY).
It could be her Twitter feed, (THE ONLY WAY SHE CHOOSES TO COMMUNICATE, KNOWING THAT SHE CAN'T BE CHALLENGED).
It could be that she is a (BULK SALES) author who is not (SMART ENOUGH) to write about what you and I only think about writing.
It could be her straight-from-(OZZIE & HARRIET) hairdo, an (EXPLOTIVE) woman who (UNFORTUNATELY) makes her presence know in every fashion (WHETHER ANYONE WANTS IT OR NOT).

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3. Reminds me of a line from Blazing Saddles

"Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expresses a courage little seen in this day and age!"