The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

"The President of China is in Washington. It's a bit like when you're into your bookie for more than you can afford, and he stops by the house to say hello." —Jimmy Kimmel

"The Republican-controlled House voted to repeal the healthcare bill. If that goes well, they'll see what they can do about this whole 'women voting' thing." —Conan O'Brien

"The new head of the Republican National Committee is Reince Priebus. Sounds like something you catch from the 'Jersey Shore' hot tub." —Jimmy Fallon

"Good news tonight. The chief victim of that shooting in Tucson is sitting upright and talking. (On screen: Sarah Palin on Fox News)" —Jon Stewart

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