What if Kerry Chose Jesus?

[Jester_11218]

WHAT IF KERRY HAD CHOSEN JESUS?
An Election Observation by TvNewsLIES.org

It took exactly one day for the media to focus more negative attention on John Edwards than they had focused on Dick Cheney in 4 years.

The media do not want John Kerry win the election. War and terror bring ratings. Bush and Cheney bring war and terror. Do the math.

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http://tvnewslies.org/html/what_if_kerry_chose_jesus_.html

[comradebillyboy]

1. but je$u$ is a republican don't ya know

our dear leader was selected by god, over the clear wishes of the american people (per general boykins) and has god's mandate to rule in his name

[veracity]

3. but the media would still attack

It's Bush/Cheney or no one...... that's the point. They're doing it again today. Explaining why Edwards is the best choice Kerry could have made.. but that he's no match for the great God Cheney.

[Az_lefty]

2. They would have a fit

Jesus is far too Liberal! /-sarcasm

[Grins]

4. They'd have a field day!

They would go into overdrive.

Perfect target for them: A never-married guy that did not head a major corporation, disdained those in financial markets, was unemployed, made his own booze, hung around with hookers, practiced an unusual form of (free) health care, thought his neighbors were lovable, paid his taxes, hated the military, and wouldn't lie to save himself.

[Lisa]

5. oh, and that "money changers" incident ...

rabble-rousing and destroying corporate property in a protest. That'll be on his criminal record for sure.

[veracity]

6. fantastic comments...

Both of the above are perfect additions to the commentary the media would surely engage in. Love them all.

[donhakman]

7. I should write a play

The Supreme court has to rule if Jesus is a real person that can be chosen as VP. Then there are arguements if he is a naturalized US citizen.

What a hoot.

[donhakman]

8. a painting

I did with a where's Waldo theme but in this case its Where's Jesus.

[ThoughtCriminal]

9. Out of touch with American Values

Eternity with the Heavenly "Elite" will do that.