Attack Slogans Are the Most Fun (Wash. Post)

[Grins]

From Al Kamen's column today. From a campaign slogan contest. A couple of beauts submitted.

"Bring back complete sentences" -- Catherine Smith, an operations manager of a trade show supply company in Atlanta.

"Elect a man who can pronounce 'nuclear' " -- Martha Menard, a retired teacher in Murfreesboro, Ill.

"Teach the Iraqi people a lesson in democracy. Elect Kerry!" -- Retired historical theology university professor Michael D. Ryan of Mitchell, S.D.

"It's Skull and Bones, not Numbskull and Bones" -- Retired bureaucrat Ray Samuel of New York.

"Four More Wars!" -- Ben Graham, a "bush regenerator" (which means environmental worker) in Sydney.

"Real Men Don't Need Facts! Bush/Cheney '04" -- Stan Dorn, a senior policy analyst at the Economic and Social Research Institute here.

I didn't submit one, but mine would have been: "Don't blame me! I voted for the guy that got the most votes!"

They do a bit of "Fair and Balanced", so the dark side is also represented (all cheesy stuff anyway), so you have to be careful when you go to the link.

<http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A32199-2004Jul6.html>

[markbark]

1. How about....

Don't Stand Behind a Bush.... Use a John!

--MAB

[SophieZ]

2. 8 more

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