What Candidates Should Republicans consider before voting for Michele Bachmann? The Top 5 and Why:

[IronicNews]

Michele Bachmann is the #2 pick of the GOP to run for president in 2012. We think they have some better options.

The Top 5 Candidates Republicans Should Vote For Ahead of Michele Bachmann:

1) Barack Obama: He is already doing almost everything you want anyway.

2) The Hamburgler: He’s honest about his intent to take the food off your table.

3) Actual Bat Shit: ’nuff said.

4) Halliburton: You didn’t know? This corporation is now a person. Thanks Citizen’s United!

5) Kermit the Frog: If we are going to have a puppet, lets at least have a likable one.

Who did we leave off?

[Angry Dragon]

1. Let the republicans figure their own shit out

[LuvNewcastle]

2. It's a wonder the job hasn't been out-sourced to China.

[libmom74]

3. 3

they seem to like their bat shit crazy

[KILL THE WISE ONE]

4. if they want to vote their values, it should be David Duke

[IronicNews]

6. Good one. I think he is actually running...

[nosmokes]

5. No,No,I insist on Bachmann for the comedic value. If I hafta sit through a year

and a half of election horse shit a good laugh once in a while is a good idea.