Getting All Pissy - Hilarious Debate Recap

[Native]

Oct. 9, 2004 | 9 p.m. Incumbent George W. Bush, Sen. John Kerry enter, exchange greetings. Lip-reading shows Kerry is saying: "Quest-que c'est le bushisme du jour?" Bush fires back: "I'll look taller after PhotoShop, Kerr-bear." Rumors of a bulge exaggerated. Debate reveals there is nothing to presidential package.

Woman asks Kerry if people are right to call him "wishy-washy." No, says Kerry. It's just that Bush's wishful thinking on WMD led to character attacks that don't wash. Addresses poor domestic record, declares Bush first president in 72 years to lose jobs. Bush pounces: Fuzzy math! Everybody knows I am only 58 and a half years old! Makes quippings of mastication. Insists tax cuts were aimed right up the middle class. Pained looks on Missourians, general shifting in seats confirm they took it up the class, all right.....

http://salon.com/opinion/feature/2004/10/09/blow_by_blow/index.html

[Miss Authoritiva]

1. Bush promises voters a "catastrophic plan" !!

Gotta read this. It's savagely true and savagely funny.

Thanks for posting, Native.

[Native]

2. You're welcome!

I seriously hope McGreevy recaps Wednesday's debate.

[marigold20]

3. Thanks

I missed that on Salon! Did you read the author's version of W's convention acceptance speech - it was great too.

[darkism]

4. Oh,

...this was great. Thanks for the heads-up.


...Yes, this is a pretty empty response because I'm a newb trying to get my post count up so I can make a thread about how disgusted I am with freepers..