Banana Republicans (VERY FUNNY!)

[MADem]

http://www.jestmag.com/3-5/banana.html

Sample:

Whether you’ve mismanaged an unpopular war, or just mangled the English language again, now’s the time to get back to the basics -- like a premium dress shirt, a versatile blazer, and that glass of bourbon you’ve wanted since 1986.

Patriotic striped dress shirt $78
Blueblood blazer $121
Alcoholics Anonymous donation $5
War with Iraq $3 trillion

[Diana52]

1. Dang!

He looks like a young Pat Robertson in that photo!

[checks-n-balances]

2. Eeeeeewwwwww, you're right! Is that a doctored photo?? n/t

[enki23]

3. nope. real all the way

remember when georgie got all the plastic surgery done on his neck? they did a great job. it looks about thirty years younger than his face.

[Say_What]

4. Go F*ck Yourself Belt $36 --ROFLMFAO!!!

These are great!! Great fodder for posting at the Yahoo boards to drive the NeoCons nutso!! :D
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You’ve got a weak ticker, a gay daughter and you do all the work while
your boss gets all the credit –- so why not unwind by awarding
government contracts to your old employer? The business deals may be
questionable but good cotton never is.

Conflict of interest cotton tee $18.50
No one will ever catch you embroidered striped shirt $47
Go fuck yourself belt $36

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This neo-conservative outfit is perfect for unwinding at the end of the
day, presiding over a rogue network of war mongers, or simply failing
to offer a timeline for the return of American troops.

Unyielding shirt with preemptive stripes $43
Unilateral trousers $56
I’m not part of any cabal or conspiracy belt $18
No, really I’m not shoes $36
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