this great! - A hard case resists a makeover for the new age

[fencesitter]

When not immersed in paranoid fantasy, Chris Satullo is still (he thinks) editorial page editor of The Inquirer.

http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/editorial/10116684.htm

My dear wife,

They are letting me write one letter to let you know that I am alive. I am at the new Liberal Media Re-Education Camp here at Gitmo; I am not allowed to see a lawyer or make phone calls.

They are afraid that if I talk to a lawyer, I'll pass a coded message to my old colleagues on the Editorial Board, telling them to oppose the flat tax or support Arlen for Judiciary Committee chairman or something. This letter will be censored, so I have to be careful.

<snip>

I haven't seen Trudy Rubin since we got here. I hear she's being treated as a "high-value" prisoner. The high values are in a cell block across the compound. Rumor has it she's in a cell with Molly Ivins and Maureen Dowd. Word is some torture goes on over there. Bill Moyers supposedly was gagged and forced to listen to Chris Matthews talk for two hours straight

[smiley_glad_hands]

1. ROFLMAO. eom

[Catt03]

2. LOL

thanks...needed that

[Tangledog]

3. If Maureen Dowd is a liberal journalist

I'm Nicholas, Czar of All the Russias.