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rainbow4321 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 06:29 PM
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Molly Ivans: "Texas Liberals" humor
With all the Texas trashing going on since Black Tuesday, this article about the liberals in TX is good for a much needed long giggle!
Yay for Ms Ivans for recognizing Texas' liberals!!!!


:bounce: :silly: :thumbsup: :dem:


http://www.texasobserver.org/showArticle.asp?ArticleID=1812

The mere thought of liberal humor in Texas will remind many of that photo that ran for years in Esquire magazine, of Richard Nixon laughing hysterically, over the caption, “Why Is This Man Laughing?” Well hell, as that great philosopher Jimmy Buffett observes, if we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane. Besides, crying and throwing up are bad for you.

Next to cops and doctors, Texas liberals have the darkest sense of humor I’ve ever come across. But like everything else in the beloved state, it comes with a twist. Like normal Texans, Texas liberals love good stories and love language with flavor and bite to it, like a good chili.

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You can see some of that legacy in the Texian fondness for jokes in which the rube comes out on top, as in: “Y’heard about the Aggie who went to Harvard? Yeah, he went up there and asked one a them Harvard men, ‘Where’s the liberry at?’

“Fella says, ‘My good man, don’t you know you must never end a sentence with a preposition?’ So the Aggie says, ‘O.K., where’s the liberry at, asshole?’”

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DenverDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 06:32 PM
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1. The Texas Observer-proof of the Texas liberal tradition.
TTO has been a voice of intelligence in the sewer of tomfoolery that is my native state for as long as I have been alive.
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 06:41 PM
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2. Great column!
I love the one about the guy asking people in wheelchairs to "stand up and take a bow."
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rainbow4321 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 07:03 PM
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3. If only people would have listened....
to us TX libs, oh, about FOUR years ago...<sigh>

Wish the MSM would pick up on stuff in her article..maybe the rest of the US would realize shrub and his cohorts are NOT what Texans stand for??? I still think TX will go blue sooner rather than later!


Hey...I'm from NJ, too :bounce: Email me a slice of REAL pizza, will ya???
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 07:09 PM
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4. One slice with everything on its way....
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winston61 Donating Member (642 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:43 PM
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5. Molly is my gal
She is bright shining star that makes living in Bubba land tolerable.
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