Best.......................comeback....................EVER!!!

[CatWoman]

Liberal Thought Process!
by: taxcutswork 01/09/04 02:15 pm
Msg: 247 of 3618
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Bush took us to war because of Haliburton

(Bong Hit)

Bush got "C's" in college so he is not smart enough to be president so I am going to vote for AL Gore (C-Student in college)

(Bong Hit)

Eventhough Bush has 4 cabinet positions filled by Blacks (compared to Clinton's 1) he'a racist.

(Bong Hit)

Eventhough bush has 494,000 different donars (much more than all the democratic candidates combined) it's only the Rich that support him.

(Bong Hit)

Just because he has a Harvard MBA, and passed the required tests that the military makes you take to fly Jets - He is still an Idiot!

(Bong Hit)

Bush personally outed the CIA Desk Jockey to Robert Novak.

(Bong Hit)

It's not fair that the people that pay the most taxes get the biggest tax breaks.

(Bong Hit)

A secular, tax raising, Gay Marriage supporting pacifist from the NE can win the presidency............

(Several more Bong Hits)

ok -- here's the comeback:

Re: CON Thought Process!
by: spetrie5 (26/F/Detroit Suburbs) 01/09/04 02:22 pm
Msg: 260 of 3610
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Bush took us to war b/c there were WMDs

(Snort a line)

Bush's cabinet is great - he filled it with his daddy's friends, and they're all smart

(Snort a line & chug a beer)

Bush might spend a lot of time on vacation, but there's no way he could have prevented 9/11

(Snort a line)

He passed the military tests - so it doesn't matter that he went AWOL. Besides, he looks good in a flight suit

(Snort a line, chug a beer, choke on a pretzel)

Bush is so respected - his daughters cleaned up their act after getting caught twice drinking when they were under age. Obviously if his kids respect him so much, everyone else will, too

(Snort a line and write a check to the NRA)

Bush isn't a hypocrite - just because he had his daddy help him get an illegal abortion for his college girlfriend doesn't mean he can't preach about life now

(Snort a line)

He'll win the next election in a landslide

(Snort a line)


Posted as a reply to: Msg 247 by taxcutswork

[Jawja]

1. Hey Catwoman!!

Pass that BONG!!!

Here's a big Saturday night "Hi" (or high??)

:hi: :hi:

[CatWoman]

3. LOL

Hi Jawja

:hi:

I've been reading Yahoo message boards all day.

This one is such a hoot, I had to post it!!!

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bong........................

:D

[Jawja]

4. CatWoman,

you HUSH!!

All I got is cheap Port wine and a steak.

[ComerPerro]

2. Lol

Thats awesome!

I love all that "But Bush is a genius! Not just anyone with tons of money can just go and buy a degree!" bullshit.

[Don_G]

5. Roll Over Here....

[Sibanetta]

6. Bush...Abortion?

Can you back that up? Please tell me that you can back this up...there is a very smug,Bush-Loving. Fundamental Christian Neo-Con that I've love to slap in the face with that info!!!

Please, please tell me that it's true!

Sibanetta

[zeemike]

7. Obviously Tax man doesn’t understand stoners

He had the thought process all wrong it would have went like this;


(Bong Hit)
Bush took us to war because of Haliburton…
Bush got "C's" in college so he is not smart enough to be president so I am going to vote for AL Gore …
he'a racist….
bush has 494,000 different donars it's only the Rich that support him…
Just because he has a Harvard MBA, and passed the required tests that the military makes you take to fly Jets - He is still an Idiot!…
Bush personally outed the CIA Desk Jockey to Robert Novak…
It's not fair that the people that pay the most taxes get the biggest tax breaks…
A secular, tax raising, Gay Marriage supporting pacifist from the NE can win the presidency............

(Bong Hit)
I wonder what they call a bush in Afghanistan???
(Bong Hit)
I wonder if there is any more Chetos ???

[Praetorian]

8. I love you Catwoman!

You're excellent posts are a sweet sensation to all us "Liberal Minded Fools" that the Freepers hate so much!!

[CatWoman]

9. awwwwwwwwwwwwww

thanks, Praetorian

:hi: