Chimpy's STOU Address will be given soon

[CatWoman]

Predictions??

[LuminousX]

1. He hauls Osama out of a cage and shoots him in the head.

[Richardo]

18. I'm laughing my ass off in my cubicle - thank god it's lunchtime...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[hellhathnofury]

2. Iraq WMD's found in Ted Kennedy's office.

[brainshrub]

3. He decides to resign and turns over the goverment to a hamster.

I can dream.

[kayell]

25. In a surprising turn of events, under the hamster, the economy

finally begins to recover.

[brainshrub]

26. Must of been a Democratic hamster.

After all, everyone knows that gerbils are Republican.

[CatWoman]

28. Hey!!! I had two gerbils

named them Hall and Oates :D

and I'll have you know they were lefties!!! :P

[coloradodem2005]

4. Anybody have any ideas for a good drinking game to go with that?

I am expecting another round of buzzword bingo. He will say the words terror, war, Moon, Mars, mention Saddam, and Osama, Iraq, Iran, al Quaeda, possibly North Korea.

[Skidmore]

9. Oh, man, am I going to have to stock up on some good

liquor since I'll be under the coffee table by the end of the first paragraph.

[kskiska]

5. Saddam Hussein will be seated next to Laura Bush

(in leg irons) and will receive a standing ovation from the Republican side of Congress.

[CatWoman]

6. ROFL

aiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

can't get that picture out of my head!!!!!

Now THAT is funny!!!

:hi: Kathy!!!

Keep em coming!!

:D

[hellhathnofury]

7. bwhahahahahaha...

[CatWoman]

8. kick

:kick:

[opihimoimoi]

10. Pure Sugar...........................all we can taste and consume.

This Fraud thinks of himself as John Wayne riding on a horse coming into town to get rid of the Outlaws.

He wants to be Churchill, Roosevelt, Patton, all rolled into one.

Delusions of Grandeur is what it is. Thats what he thinks.

What REALLY goes on is the Pub Masters use him for a Puppet. They get the spoils while he gets the Bad Name for the history books. Bush don't even know he is being used and abused. What a fool he is.

[Killarney]

11. Osama has been hiding, protected in the Clinton's basement

[tridim]

12. I'll be interested in watching how the left aisle reacts

to his BS proclamations of "America is strong", "Iraq is going great" and "The economy is going gangbusters". If I were in congress I would turn my back on the idiot.

[mrgorth]

13. I predict

I won't watch the fucking thing.

[noonwitch]

17. My stomach's been upset lately, I don't think I'll watch it either

I'll either throw up from watching it, or my blood pressure will rise. Either way, I'll read the recap in the paper. I can't take "nukular" or any of his other pronunciation problems much longer.

[knight_of_the_star]

14. Congress

The right side will be standing up and giving standing ovations throughout the duration, the left side is going to be firmly planted in their seats.

[Wapsie B]

15. It'd be too much to ask

for the Democrats to just not show up. But we all know that ain't gonna happen.

[phillybri]

16. Moon, Mars, Moon, Mars, Moon, Mars.....

Never mind the 500 dead soldiers please!

:grr:

[StClone]

19. I love it

Moon = lunatic

Mars = War God

[PretzelWarrior]

20. he'll say the British were wrong about yellowcake

it was actually a note saying Iranians were requesting Devil's Food Cake for their big nuclear-ready celebration. He will then point out we've got Iran encircled between Iraq and Afghanistan so let's get another WAR ON! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!!

He'll also announce that if Iraqi soldiers who are out of work join up with the U.S. Army they will be given permanent residence status. They will receive their pay in army scrip that can only be spent at Army PX's or WalMarts.

A new day is dawning. All of the rich bitches realize this and thus the lunar colonization will take place posthaste complete with Club Meds and Indian casinos w/Starbucks near every crater.

[underpants]

21. Ladies and Gentlemen the State of the Union is.....well I'm running it

The Repubes burst to their feet, the Dems laugh, and the nation cries.

I had forgotten that the SOTU was coming up.

[underpants]

22. I am decreasing the size of the govt. payroll, 500 fewer than last year

:puke:

[underpants]

23. I support the gay marriage of Paul O'Neill and Howard Dean

Oh this is fun

[PretzelWarrior]

24. oh that's cold. but a good point.

he could say we will exact tributes from our protectorates and colonies which will help to make up the deficits. The Afghani opium farmers will gladly pay the protection money, and the Iraquis won't even notice the billions in oil profits being siphoned off of their country's bottom line.

It's Hagar the Horrible 21st century style.

[Beaker]

27. He'll congratulate Howard Dean on his new romance with Jodi Foster...

and after the speech, he'll pardon Hinckley and let him go.