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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:35 PM
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I'd like 10 minutes alone with Tucker Carlson
I'd try to slap him into next week.
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jmaier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:36 PM
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1. That would
take a pretty big slap -- he's still living in the 1950s!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:37 PM
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2. *snarf*
:D

well, the bowtie is the first clue.............
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 09:02 AM
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32. I found in my experiance with life that most all bowtie and pipe smokers
are first class jerks.

I'd love to watch ya knock this creep back into reality.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:38 PM
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3. Could I help?
I'd borrow my husband's cane and tan his behind with it.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:39 PM
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4. The more the merrier!!!
PILE ON!!!

:hi:
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lovedems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:40 PM
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5. I would see how long it takes to pull his bow tie until his head poppedoff
Edited on Wed Jan-14-04 04:40 PM by lovedems
* Poof*
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 06:49 PM
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23. it's a clip on bow tie
he's not man enough to even wear a real bow tie
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:42 PM
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6. You could probably make him cry with just a few words
and a mean look.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:44 PM
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7. Martin Sheen is on
he looks a lot more presidential that that idiot in chief.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:45 PM
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8. Someone needs to tell him he losing all credibility....
by criticizing a moral leader like Jimmy Carter. Even his Radical Repub friends understand that.
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Printer70 Donating Member (990 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:48 PM
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11. Carter has been flaky
Demanding that Dean visit HIM the day before Iowa. What is that? Don't the people come first. I saw it as very pretentious, self-important request. They should do it by phone. I'm no big fan of Carter, he was no Clinton. Carter gave us staflation, deadlock with hostages in Iran, and in the 90's- gave us false sense of security with N. Korea. Dean would do better than to kiss his ring- he's not going to change many votes.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 05:05 PM
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16. You've been listening to too much right-wing propaganda....
What year were you born?? Do you even remember Jimmy Carter's presidency?
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GregW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 12:41 AM
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27. Ooooo ... nice talking points!
:eyes:
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Killarney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:45 PM
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9. OK, don't ban me but...
I find Tucker Carlson strangely attractive. Granted, I have him on mute so the words don't ruin it but still.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:46 PM
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10. *alert*
Mods!!!!!!!

:D
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:49 PM
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12. Oh get your eyes checked.
He's really creepy close up.
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eissa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:53 PM
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15. Well, I don't find him attractive, but
I can tolerate him better than others. Don't get me wrong -- he's still nuts -- but nowhere near Hannity, Coulter, etc.
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West Coast Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 06:34 PM
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22. Gross!
I had a dream about Tucker Carlson a couple of nights ago. I have no idea why, since I haven't watched Crossfire in more than a year. I woke up feeling all icky.
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zanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 09:19 AM
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34. If I was 16, maybe I'd find him attractive.
"Boyish" good looks turn me off.
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:49 PM
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13. How about a 'Groundhog Day' type of setup?
You could slap him into next week, then get up the next day and do it again, and again, and again, and again... That's the stuff that dreams are made of.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:50 PM
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14. Can I bring a stinky old shoe along?
I want to MAKE him eat it...fuck that shoe cake stuff!
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joanski01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 06:22 PM
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17. Did you hear Tucker's response
to the clip they played of Ted Kennedy's speech. "Blab, blab, blab", was Tucker's response. That's all he said!

Wolf Blitzer's response was "Ted Kennedy still likes to fight". What's the matter guys, no defense for all of the bush*, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz's lies???
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mlawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 06:25 PM
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19. What CAN they say???
Can what Teddy said be validly refuted??? I do not see how.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 06:23 PM
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18. can i watch?
maybe take pics?

bet he has a REALLY small "member"!!!

:D
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 06:28 PM
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21. Ducker?
bring a paddle
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 10:30 PM
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24. You wouldn't have to try hard. He's nothing but a professional twerp.
Imagine that. Hi. I'm Tucker Carlson. I get paid to be a snot-nose. Like my tie?

Just another face I mentally afix to my Wavemaster in kickboxing class...
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Blue_Roses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 12:30 AM
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25. His talk wasn't so
cocky when he was in Iraq a few weeks ago. He looked like he was really scared. However, guess his memory is short on humility.
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 12:40 AM
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26. One minute is all I need with this limp wristed sanctimonious arrogant

little shit. :mad:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 12:43 AM
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28. I want to stick Carlson's bowtie up Novak's ass.
Is that possible? I don't know...Novak is so full of shit, the bowtie might not fit.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 12:48 AM
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29. Tucker Carlson is a pud.
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Lost4words Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 08:33 AM
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30. remember the scene in the movie airplane?
A woman passenger on the plane is going into hysterics and a nun tells the stewardess she will handle the panicked passenger, walks down the isle and slaps her silly followed by each passenger on board. Thats suitable for the bow tied turd.
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slappypan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 08:52 AM
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31. You hold him down.
I'll cut his hair. He is way too old for that ridiculous shaggy mop.
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 09:07 AM
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33. One word : ENLIST
Tucker would run like a scared rabbit.
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 09:41 AM
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35. He should get better when he reaches puberty. Little dicks usually
are. Better, that is.
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