Bush called Rove on the phone tonight...

[kentuck]

"Karl, you dumb son of a bitch! "

"What's up, Dubya?"

"You sent me down to Atlanta to lay a wreath at that Malcolm X feller's grave and I had to call in transit buses to block the angry crowds that were yelling at me....I'm telling you, I don't appreciate it one little bit..."

"Yeah, we probably shouldn't have made it like an official trip and not had the taxpayers pay for it....we could have spent some of that $132 million you got stashed for the November slaughter..."

"Listen, Smart Ass! I'm pissed! I had to borrow a Bible off somebody at the church. You should have figured that out...that's why I pay you...If you don't get your shit together, you'll be playing golf with O'Neill."

"OK Dubya, we'll figure it out."

[PretzelWarrior]

1. no--more like this...."Kcchharrll...zhish is yur bosshhh.."

"Whash I bein' set up? I felt safer watching them Elephants get it on in the country of Africa than today. I mean it. I don wanna do it no more.....get me outta there. We gotta lossee. I get to keep all that money, rihgt??"

[nofurylike]

2. thanks, yous, for the laugh!! needed!! n/t

[Momof1]

3. I don't know anything about election laws and stuff

but I was wondering, since he made that trip, could all the expenses from today be laid on MLK rememberence trip expense, instead of another fund-raising trip? And doesn't he pay for fund-raising or is it all on our dime?

I remember all the fuss over Gore & Clintons fundraising efforts, if they came to the white house & stayed, then it wouldn't require Air Force One. Whats the break down here. What can * do legally?

[UTUSN]

4. Why Did He Use the Phone?

Highest level, very discreet (Mal-)administration sources have revealed to Count NOVAKula, under threat of extreme de-looping if he prints, that the "lump in the bed" is actually ROVE, whose hand is up Shrub's ass.

[peekaloo]

5. lol....Malcolm X!

I'm sure KKKarl assured him they were chanting BOOOOOOOOOssshhhh.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

6. funny! ...thanks

[Snivi Yllom]

7. lol

luv the Malcom X thing