How can Scott McClellan LIVE with himself?

[buycitgo]

I just finished scooping my jaw up off the keboard after seeing his concluding answers from the latest press fiasco

His last few remarks centered around how much the resident has reached out to "all" the people, including blacks.

he spoke MOST unconvincingly about the warmth with which Coretta King greeted him yesterday!

there was more, but I can't recall them right now, but his assertions, including some very rote recitations of hoary, mendacious cliches like "compassionate conservatism" in action, must have had the hardboiled (yet servile) cynics in the audience twisting uncomfortably in their seats.

Scotty certainly looked exTREMEly uncomfortable with his last bit of unadulterated swill, and ended the briefing very abruptly, awkwardly, with some sort of non-sequitur that he didn't even bother to complete.

hope it's repeated again, cause there were some real gems in there at the end

[buycitgo]

1. oh, yeah......Iraqi yellowcake in Amsterdam?

some chromedome asked him about that

he didn't seem to know what he was talking about

anyone heard about that?

[Stephanie]

3. It wouldn't be surprising

Bush allowed yellowcake to be looted at Tuwaitha during the invasion. They guarded the Iraqi Oil Ministry but not the known nuclear sites. Yellowcake from Tuwaitha could easily have been sold on the black market in the weeks that the area went unguarded (after Iraqi guards fled, before Americans began guarding the site). We still don't know exactly what was stolen.

[Betty]

2. He must have no soul

just like Ari before him, a total weasle. I can't believe they don't know that what they are saying is complete bullshit.

[caledesi]

13. At least Ari could lie well. Scott is a "cadaver".....Doesn't have an

original thought in his head.

[buycitgo]

14. he really is lame.....almost pitiable

I wonder if he takes about six or seven xanax before he goes on, so he won't be able to react with any semblance of emotion when he reads back his little setpieces for the suckbutts in the crowd

the only time he approaches the animated repllence of Air is when he acts like he actually HAS a personality

as unctuously squamous as was Ari's persona, at least he had one


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[Robbien]

4. Mike Malloy just played that Scotty swill. It was cringe worthy.

Remember back when we were wondering how Ari could look at himself in the mirror? Scotty must have duct taped over all of his mirrors.

[TheDalaiMama]

5. I think he and shrub were seperated at birth....duh?????????

dalai

[buycitgo]

8. ha.....I've sent emails to several of those jags.....

asking them why they don't have beards, or whether they personal valets who shave them, cause I can't imagine how they can possibly look at themselves in the mirror long enough to scrape the blade across their sniveling faces

AFA Tuwaitha.......

what do you MEAN? haven't you heard?

the world is safe as a bug in DeLay's rug since we've taken over their country.

all those stories about yellowcake disappearing along with the gates, the crates, the barrels......the concomitant radiation sickness in surrounding areas are just the mewlings of sourgrapes com/terrasymps

you know that!

who's that knocking at your door?

[Serenity-NOW]

6. Here's where it's hosted http://www.whitehouse.gov/

They have the transcripts and videos of all the press conferences. Check out how many are called 'gaggles'. Gaggle seems to refer to geese; quarlesome, squaking, potentially dangerous animals.

[UTUSN]

7. Scott's a Repuke, He'll Live and Live and Live

******QUOTE*****

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/TPStory/LAC/20040116/REID16/TPInternational/TopStories
Bush prefers our pretty boy to his pretty boy


By JANE TABER ....
from here: http://www.uspoliticstoday.com/newsletter.php?nid=6938


Scott McClellan news

Bush prefers our pretty boy to his pretty boy 16 Jan 2004 10:28 GMT
... are 35 and both work for the most powerful men in their respective countries. Scott McClellan is the press secretary to U.S. President George W. Bush; Scott Reid is the ...


*****UNQUOTE****

[buycitgo]

10. somebody started a thread about that

dumbo's references to him were particularly nauseating; patronizing, treating them both like chattel

he has absolutely no clue how to comport himself in a socially acceptable manner to ANY situation, except when he's threatening/ordering death, destruction, ordure on usually innocent population segments.

nothing short of an international embarrassment

[zbird]

9. He must be upset that * thinks Scott Reid is better looking.

See:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=316788

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=316923

[Frances]

12. Is Shrub trying to tell us that he is really gay?

[11 Bravo]

11. The same way Ari did.

He'll spout his shit and cash his check. (After all, isn't that what Republicans do?)