Need help on Bush State of the Union Drinking Game

[dkamin]

My friends and I are trying to set some rules for a drinking game tonight around the Bush State of the Union address. If you can give any suggestions, I'd appreciate it. Here's what we have so far.

1) Every time Bush mentions the “War on Terror” or “War on Terrorism”, you have to drink.

2) Every time Bush uses “Saddam Hussein” in the same sentence as the “War on Terror” or “War on Terrorism” or “Osama bin Laden” or “9/11” or “Al Qaeda” you have to finish your drink.

3) Every time Bush mentions that we’ve found plans to develop weapons of mass destruction, instead of actual weapons of mass destruction, you have to drink.

4) Every time Bush mentions the “War on Terror” but doesn’t refer to Osama bin Laden or 9/11, you have to drink.

5) Every time Bush describes a new program that’ll cost over $1 billion, but doesn’t describe how much it will cost OR where the money will come from, you have to drink.

6) Every time Bush mentions Mars, you have to drink.

7) Every time Bush mentions “Leave No Child Behind” you have to drink.

I have a feeling we're gonna be awful drunk tonight.

[frylock]

1. don't forget the rape rooms..

every time he mentions them, you have to finish your drink!

[The Backlash Cometh]

2. Damn, I'm going to be the only one posting coherently tonight. (eom)

*

[Kira]

3. Everytime he looks

like he just pooped his pants. ( I like the rape room one!)

[JohnOneillsMemory]

4. Every time he recieves applause, you hafta throw your drink at the TV.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

5. Uhmm... You have a first aid team right?

Preferably someone trained to use a stomach pump after you get alcohol poisoning? :beer:

[MsUnderstood]

6. Don't forget about the little topics with big politics

Each time he vows to "protect marriage" you have to kiss someone of the same sex!

[JohnOneillsMemory]

9. ROFLMAO! I've never used that acronym before...HA!

How about:

Everytime he sez "Homeland Security" you hafta kiss an Arab Muslim?

[Dudley_DUright]

7. I had to run out and replenish my supply of Crown Royal

just so I could play along at home. Cheers. :beer:

[Braden]

8. every time he says Nookular

you have to drink just to prove that slightly buzzed you can pronounce nuclear.

[Enraged_Ape]

10. Man, you guys are gonna get hammered

I sincerely hope you have a designated driver.

[Cleita]

11. You guys will be drunk way before it's over.

And that may be a good thing.:-)

[Serenity-NOW]

12. Randi says he's going to talk about marriage.

Priorities priorities.

[dkamin]

13. Our final rules

Here they are.

1) Every time Bush mentions the “War on Terror” or “War on Terrorism”, you have to drink.

2) Every time Bush uses “Saddam Hussein” in the same sentence as the “War on Terror” or “War on Terrorism” or “Osama bin Laden” or “9/11” or “Al Qaeda” you have to finish your beer.

3) Every time Bush mentions that we’ve found plans to develop weapons of mass destruction, instead of actual weapons of mass destruction, you have to drink.

4) Every time Bush mentions Saddam’s “rape rooms”, you have to drink.

5) Every time Bush says “evil” or “evildoers” or quotes a passage from the Bible, you have to drink. If he quotes a passage from the Bible about evildoers, you have to finish your drink.

6) Every time Bush describes a new program that’ll cost over $1 billion, but doesn’t describe how much it will cost OR where the money will come from, you have to drink.

7) Every time Bush says “stimulus package” or “stimulate” you have to drink.

8) If Bush proposes new tax cuts, you have to finish your drink.

9) Every time Bush says “family values” or “moral values” or the “sanctity of marriage”, you have to drink.

10) If Bush proposes a constitutional amendment on marriage, you have to drink.

11) Every time Bush misspeaks, you have to drink.

12) If Bush makes up a new word, you have to finish your drink.

13) Every time the cameras pan to a black person (not Condi or Colin or Clarence) applauding, you have to drink.

14) If the cameras pan to 2 of Condi Rice, Colin Powell, and Clarence Thomas consecutively, you have to drink. If the cameras pan to all 3 consecutively, you have to finish your drink.

*Special bonus rule- If Bush says “God” a dozen times, you have to shotgun your drink.

[UrbScotty]

14. Don't kill yourself. (nt)

[leftofthedial]

15. Every time the little shit lies, you take a drink

you'll be dead within half an hour.

Every time the shitstain says "nuculer," drink two. (Although I doubt he'll use that word tonight.)

[JohnOneillsMemory]

16. kick-HICK...

[thinkingwoman]

17. what a way

to make lemonade out of the lemon we have in the white house.

Thanks for a good laugh! I'll be joining in tonight.

[OKNancy]

18. copy some of this

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

[BrokenSegue]

22. I like the don't mess with texas one

[ComerPerro]

19. I had problems, so I found a way to "win"

you drink whenever he hits certain cues, and then you win when you are drunker than Bush is.

[BrokenSegue]

20. Tax Cuts

If he mentions tax cuts the poorest man in the room buys the next round of drinks.

[leftchick]

21. I'm Out!.... HICK!

I've already had too many...... nitey nite!

[onecitizen]

23. I heard this on Randi Rhodes show........

earlier today. Maybe her website has mention of it. They were talking about the rules.