Michael Moore and Evil Dick Cheney's spilled SOTU water

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

On Michael Moore's Web Site (http://www.michaelmoore.com/index_real.php) he asks the probing question "What if this glass of water had been a vial of anthrax?"

Which, of course, is a link to what will most likely be one of the all-time favorite photos of 2004, "Bush Victoriously Stepping Away From The S.O.T.U. Podium and Spilling Evil Dick's Water (or Vodka)"

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040121/480/wcap22601210640"

The Yahoo caption, which is meant to be serious, is funnier than Moore's:

"President Bush knocks over a water glass as he shakes Vice President Cheney's hand after delivering the State of the Union speech to a joint session of Congress Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2004, at the Capitol in Washington. (AP Photo/Scott Applewhite)"

[kalian]

1. What if that water would have splashed on Dick...?

:shrug: would he have died like the aliens from Signs...? Or withered
away like the wicked witch of the west?

[supercrash]

2. LOL

What a tool...I mean puppet, .....I mean puppet tool

[bahrbearian]

3. Dick say's

Thats O.K. Georgie, Pickels will clean it up.

[eyesroll]

4. Or, more specifically,

"Don't worry, that janitor who's no longer eligible to receive overtime because he makes more than $21,000 a year and learned how to operate a floor buffer in the military will clean it up."

(Yes, learning a skill in the military is one thing that could disqualify someone from overtime -- way to honor our veterans, George!)