Conspiracy theory

[Frank Rose]

This is my first original post, so I hope I'm not covering old ground here, but this has been in my thoughts the last few days. We all know about the fake war, fake rescue, fake carrier landing, fake turkey. Another attack (LIHOP or MIHOP) would be politically damaging,and Osama will only have a bounce similar to Sadam. I've been wondering what theater will Karl stage to bring the numbers up in Nov. Here's what I think they will try, gw buttcheese will fall into peril,(fake peril, of course), be taken hostage, and disappear for three to five days. Then, when we have given up hope, he will reappear with a harrowing tale of hand to hand fighting for his life with "the enemy". It would be especially touching if he commandeered a jet and flew himself to safety. Am I starting to get paranoid, or does this sound like something they would try?

[leftofthedial]

1. well, other than the peril

the kidnapping, the disappearance, the hand-to-hand figthting, the jet comandeering and the flying

it sounds reasonable to me.

[laruemtt]

2. anything's possible

but if he DOES disappear i hope he stays disappeared and takes cheney with him.

[are_we_united_yet]

12. Amen

[Old and In the Way]

3. Man, think of the ratings on reality TV.

I smell a two-fer here.

Now if we can only work in a slow chase scene.....

[KG]

4. won't work.

even if LIHOP or MIHOP were the case, you can bet that chimpy wasn't clued in. he's way too immature and boastful to keep that kind of secret.

the chimp is just too stupid to be in on any of cheney's planning.

[reprehensor]

5. Hmmm.....

You're not paranoid enough.

Try this link, read the post by 'Doomer Doug' about 1/3 down. Man, that's paranoid...

http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89482

[RC]

10. Just because one is paranoid

doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. Doomer Doug has one hand firmly gripped on reality. Worth the read.

[reprehensor]

11. But...

Once the nukes start flying, it's jigs up for everybody, right? I mean, the US has more than anybody. Tactical strikes or no, there won't be many armies left to do much.

I enjoyed the article. Freaked me out, man.

[CanuckAmok]

6. Cool...maybe it would end up like "Capricorn One"

Bush and Cheney sitting in a porno-mag strewn bunker somewhere, waiting for their cue to reappear. Unfortunately, the "Air Force One" they're supposedly wrestling from the clutches of sneaky terrorists crashes live on CNN...

[Devlzown]

7. I've wondered if they might engineer

an assassination attempt, but I never thought of anything that dramatic. I never thought we'd ever see a lot of the horrors we've seen the last few years though, so I suppose anything's within the realm of possiblity with this bunch.

[thingfish]

8. That would make a damn funny Flash animation...

...for any of our resident Flash geniuses!

[mike1963]

9. Uh, you didn't happen to work for Dorsett Electronics way long ago...???

Just wondering, sorry for the public post, cant send dumail to you yet.
;-)

[Frank Rose]

14. Nope, K-Mart n/t

[smirkymonkey]

13. Wow...I never even thought

it would be something that dramatic, but I would have to say that if they tried something along those lines, it would be pretty brilliant.

Everyone would feel sorry for Chimpy (everyone without a brain, that is)and the country would celebrate his "rescue" or "escape" by re-selecting him.

I don't think you are paranoid, because I think this scum-sucking administration would stop at NOTHING to continue their reign of terror.

[Comadreja]

15. Check out the movie "Bob Roberts"

that's exactly what the RW religious politico arranged when his critics were about to tree him.