Ashcroft defends war on Iraq

[Dark Star]

In the wake of remarks by outgoing weapons inspector David Kay that he did not believe Iraq had outlawed weapons of mass destruction, Attorney General John Ashcroft strongly defended the war that toppled Saddam Hussein, saying Monday that his past use of “evil chemistry” and “evil biology” justified U.S. actions.


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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4063401/



(good grief: this is our AG? :puke: )

[NewJeffCT]

1. Hmm, so have

So have China, Russia, and others used "evil chemistry" and "evil biology"...

[Beetwasher]

2. Dirty, evil, sinful chemistry and biology

Ashcroft says, as his hand is conspicuously shoved down his pants...

All those filthy heathens (hand moving furiously) and their dirty ways (faster) Sodomites and pornographers (faster) Plotting nefariously with their disgusting germs and naked writhing bodies...We are righteiously justified in murdering and slaughtering such evil wicked sub-humans! Unnngh!*pant, pant, pant* (a stain develops on the front of his pants and string of drool drips onto his shirtfront)...

[drscm]

3. No doubt, Saddam smoked pot (evil chemistry and biology).

That would get the sanctimonious twit's panties in a bunch.

[Champion Jack]

4. I'm surprised he didn't mention those EVIL calico cats