"Never Trust a Terrorist!"-a video from your friendly Ministry of HomeSec

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/nevertrust.rm

"Never Trust a Terrorist!"
an educational film from your Ministry of Homeland Security

Beware the beard that cloaks deviant ideology! Keep your duct tape handy, fear all foreigners carefully before watching this indoctrination film specifically designed to bring about a sense of implied safety. Can you drink a glass of pure terror? Find out.



previously:
http://www.terminalproduct.com/menace.rm
http://www.terminalproduct.com/orangealert3.rm
http://www.terminalproduct.com/terroris.rm

[thebigidea]

1. a patriotic kick... GODBLESSMERICA.

[prolesunited]

2. Do you keep track

of how many people are downloading? What are you averaging?

Oh, btw, :hi:

[thebigidea]

3. kinda varies, between 50-300k for each, depending...

and one of them... MAY BE YOU! Sign up today, America... because there may not BE a next time.

[thebigidea]

4. still...

Figure 456465. "Proponent of Terror in Hostile Northeastern Climate Considers Watching Sanford & Son Instead"

[thebigidea]

21. its snowing even harder today... dozens of terrorists must be dying...

like flies!

[frank frankly]

5. Should I trust a terrorist?

He seems trustworthy.

[thebigidea]

6. make sure his beard is real first

he could be a terrorist impersonator. or a defense contractor.

[Solly Mack]

7. Ashcroft sure looks like he doesn't think much of Ridge

lolololol

Never trust a terrorist, eh?

Don't worry-I don't trust Bush-K-DUH

[thebigidea]

8. he's too concerned with the problem of "evil biology"

[frank frankly]

9. my evil chemisty is a result of my evil biology

evil
evil
evil
evil

doesn't that word look silly if you keep typing it? try it.

evil
evil
evil
evil

[thebigidea]

10. its even sillier when you say it out loud

I've been working on a bad John Ashcroft voice, and have been annoying people for hours with cries of "EVIL biology... EVIL... evil... evil..."

[frank frankly]

11. John really delivers the goods, don't he

I mean, if I stop and really think that our Attorney General is saying the war was justified because of Evil Biology...

Doesn't he think Biology is Evil? It's science.

And chemisty is science, too!

And holy fuck, John, that microphone is science!

Annoint us all!

[thebigidea]

12. there isn't enough Crisco for a full fledged annointing of America

we must close the Crisco gap!

Rapture, here we come!

[thebigidea]

13. I wonder if at some point, Ashcroft saw one of these awful images on...

... an employee's monitor...

EVIL IMAGES! EVIL!

[frank frankly]

16. "not a nipple, not a teat"

really, that one killed me

so great.

laughing, laughing

[thebigidea]

17. John Ashcroft is probably trying to figure out how to jail Russ Meyer

[frank frankly]

24. i love this picture

i woke up and laughed last night, thinking about it.

[frank frankly]

25. still laughing

not one nipple, john?

not a nipple, not a teat!

[thebigidea]

26. ah, John... JohnJohnJohn...

I wonder if he's considered melting down that statue yet.



or maybe its as David Cross suggests, he sneaks in at night and fondles it... performing lewd, unspeakable acts against the cold, offensive statue.

ASHCROFT: "Information is the best friend of prevention."

he said that once, quoting it like a mantra. probably has a letterhead with that on it in a nice font.

[brainshrub]

14. Are terrorists good with cheese?

[thebigidea]

15. sure, but always serve freedom fries on the side.

I was happy to see a local diner change the menu back from "freedom fries/toast" to "french fries/toast" today. Aww, wha happa to the hate?

[BeHereNow]

18. Kick!

Thanks for that!
The husband and I just watched and now
we can go to bed with a smile on our faces...
Another great film from TheBigIdea & Terminal Product,INC...
BHN

[thebigidea]

19. thanks! Hopefully you both learned more about terror, and what we

can all do about it: nothing but sit there and SWEAT.

The narration is pretty weak compared to the other ones, I really couldn't think of anything this time... will prolly redo it.

[thebigidea]

20. by the way, many more of these are...

conveniently located at
http://terminalproduct.com/paranoiashow.htm

some links probably don't work, but what do you expect? Service? Quality assurance?

[frank frankly]

22. kick

these important films are one of my favorite ways to hate freedom.

[thebigidea]

23. and remember: when you hate freedom, an Ashcroft cries.

today I finally finished the ending... CREDITS! and a sick 16mm film set to a mutated version of Anarchy in the UK - http://terminalproduct.com/frequencyanarchyintheusa.mp3