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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:05 PM
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jon stewart DECIMATES condi
Edited on Thu Jan-29-04 11:07 PM by buycitgo
dangerous dangerous dangerous

clipping her saying that over and over and over

then, he says: can you repeat that ONE more time? I'm not retarded enough!

this is by FAR the best treatment of the current WMD brouhaha, and I've seen a whole hell of a lot since Kay started lying yesterday....from CNN to Ted to Paula to Wolf to tweet to Dennis Miller

NObody puts it into context the way Stewart does; it's SO freakin surrealistic that the ONLY way to deal with the absurd LIES the junta tells is to treat it as if they're........INSANE!!!!!

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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:06 PM
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1. Condescending Rice
That woman is an unbelievably snotty little bitch.

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PaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:32 PM
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12. Don't forget that her and *
flew to Iraq and his comment was something to the effect that they looked like a married couple or something..don't remember the exact words now..They're all locked into their childhood games of cops/robbers.
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:06 PM
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2. Saw that
Edited on Thu Jan-29-04 11:08 PM by Cush
also joked about how they blame Clinton for everything

on dangerous, secretive, decpetive regimes, "Oh there's irony in there, I'm not going to point it out, but it's there"
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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:09 PM
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3. steven colbert on
as their biochemical weapons expert....

establishing US standards as those used by deNiro in Taxi Driver (does "you lookin at ME" solil)

condi was the BEST!

her quaver was dialed up to rocknroll!\

I LOVE that!

just like Nixon's fluttering eyes in 73-74

she does that pretty well, too
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 09:45 AM
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32. What was that great Colbert line?
Something like, "What kind of madman would refuse to turn over documents on weapons he didn't have? Clearly, Saddam had to be stopped before he did nothing again."
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pacifictiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:11 PM
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4. she is a fine example
of Bush's foreign policy strategy. Educated idiot book theory based on the world 20 years ago and backwards 100years, with no practical exposure of living or visiting those countries to get real perspectives.
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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:12 PM
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5. dem boiler room should have DS on timer VCR
all they have to do is copy stuff like Condi saying danger/dangerous over and over and over, as well as all the Bush crap, and they won't have to campaign at all
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stanwyck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:12 PM
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6. Great, great, great show tonight!
Oh, Condi! What a "dangerous" babe. Can Americans really be buying this? It's insanity. How does Condi live with herself? How humiliating. She's been reduced to a parrot. Dangerous. Squawk. Squawk. Dangerous. Squawk.
Stewart is decimating the Bushies. Jon Stewart. You give me reason to live.
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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:14 PM
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7. amen, barbara
he's making up for the last few nights of gratuitous dem bashing+hideous hideous guests

I know...he can't go nonstop on pugs, but one can wish
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liberal72 Donating Member (405 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:22 PM
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8. Daily Show
He might be bashing Condi and BushCo. but he still has Bush supporter Kelsey Grammer on tonight. The show was still good and the irony of the secret, deceiptive(sp) regime was good.
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:23 PM
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9. can you repeat that? I'm not retarded yet.
dangerous man in the most dangerous area of the world. dangerous man. dangerous.

and Louis Black is on now and he's also a scream.

Louis Black on tv shows of kids...talks about one with Whoopie Goldberg as the host with kids doing low wage jobs... says the show is a perfect way to get kids used to work in the Bush economy.

Black says, see, kids, this is reality. Working a job you hate while some comedian lords it over you.
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:29 PM
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10. my new response to Bush.
and his state of the union address leading to the invasion of Iraq.

nukulur weapons....from Africa.

can you repeat that? I'm not retarded yet.

to all the lies in the media from the talking heads.

The economy is growing.

can you repeat that? I'm not retarded yet.

to the fundies who say that Bush is a moral man.

can you repeat that? I'm not retarded yet.

to the pundits who say that the repukes are good at foreign policy...for the economy...to the lie that Bush will restore dignity to the White House...to David Kay...to Richard Perle and Cheney and Wolfowitz and the Office of Special Projects...to Rumsfield's war talk...






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stanwyck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:37 PM
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14. Was Condi trying to hypnotize us?
Condi mind control? I saw a Bush "photo opportunity" (he doesn't do press conferences...especially these days) where he was asked about Kay's report. He never answered the question. But he did keep repeating "dangerous man". So, I guess Uncle Karl had a sleepover and everybody was given their WMD mantra. Dangerous. Dangerous. Clinton. Dangerous. You are getting sleepy.
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:31 PM
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11. She is such a poor liar.
n/t
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:33 PM
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13. He was pretty pissed tonight. The anger he
couldn't hide showed through the humor.
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stanwyck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:44 PM
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15. I agree.
I don't think I've seen that side of him before. I guess invading a country and killing thousands of innocent people based on lies and deception makes some people a little irritable. Just not conservatives.
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:46 PM
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16. France thought there were WMD. Germany...
Yeah but, they didn't invade countries (to David Kay's lame argument).

Steve Colbert was also great.

Last night was Christine Whiteman and Richard Perle the night before.

It was obvious Stewart did not buy Perle's b.s., but I was beginning to think they had lost it and their comedy wasn't addressing the total, total bullshit from the Bush administration hard enough.

Tonight they told more truth than I've heard on any American television "news" since bush took office.

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9215 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 01:21 PM
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35. Let's get our colors straight here:
Christine "Whitman". :hi:
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Gadave Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 12:13 AM
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17. Condi
Condi scares me a little. I am worried that the Repukes will pick her as VP to fool African Americans into thinking they care about their issues. It can be their way of disarming our true civil rights activism with a bunch of window dressing.

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samsingh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 12:28 AM
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19. Condi is terrible
she lies and lies.
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Gadave Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 12:37 AM
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20. That's why she scares me
If she were true to her heritage she probably wouldn't be a Repuke.
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 12:46 AM
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21. African Americans arn't fools
it is well know that people like Powel and Rice and working for the bad guys.
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Gadave Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 12:55 AM
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23. You are right they aren;t fools
But the problem is some of all voters are fools. It doesn't take a lot of people voting for this reason to make a difference. That's what would scare me. Luckily most people see Bush's hand up her back, but I fear some won't.

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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 01:46 AM
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27. All I can say is, if Condi starts stomping through black churches to
Edited on Fri Jan-30-04 01:49 AM by linazelle
campaign, she won't be welcomed with open arms. God please bring her to my church...please! She'll be deafened by the hissing and booing.
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Gadave Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 02:01 AM
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28. LOL
I can just imagine !!
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Timefortruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 09:38 AM
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31. Who was it that described Powell as the slave who worked in the
house rather than the field. Only Powell is fooled, everyone else can see that a slave is a slave.
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IrateCitizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 09:55 AM
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34. Harry Belafonte (nt)
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samsingh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 12:27 AM
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18. anyone know what the Daily Show ratings are?
i bet they're more than the cable news combined.

wouldn't that be sweet.
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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 12:54 AM
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22. "Ah, CLINTON: Is There NOTHING He Can't Be Said To Have Done?"
n/t
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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 01:09 AM
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24. About Saddam:
"When you're dealing with secretive regimes that wish to deceive, you can never be completely sure."

Stewart: "Secretive regimes that wish to deceive? If she doesn't see the irony in that statement, I'm not going to tell her. OH, BUT THERE'S IRONY THERE!! And not the 'fly-in-your-chardonnay, rain-on-your-wedding-day' kind of irony. This is the real kind of irony."

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maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 01:16 AM
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25. Saw it. It was GREAT.
Realized the only truth in the media we have nowadays is the Daily Show.

Kind of sad, reallly.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 01:18 AM
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26. Did anyone see Chapelle's show? The racial draft?
Condileeza Rice: Given away by Black People.
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 09:11 AM
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29. I didn't catch that, but I did see "Negrodamus"
Q: "Negrodamus, why is President Bush so sure Saddam had WMDs?"

A: "He has the receipt."
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sistersofmercy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 09:51 AM
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33. I love Chapelle, I'm sorry I missed it.
Hopefully it'll be aired again.
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-30-04 09:13 AM
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30. Condi is useless, in fact she's a liability
The mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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