Elwood P Dowd
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:32 AM
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Think about it!
Osama trained some guys from a cave. Then he sends them to the USA. They go to puddle jumping school. Then they use box cutters to take over four US commercial jets.
These guys take over planes flying at over 500 knots about 30,000 feet above the NE USA. Suddenly, they turn these jets around and score perfect hits on three buildings hundreds of miles away. Just so happens they are the WTC Towers and the Pentagon.
George Bush is now a hero. His poll numbers soar. All because of a bunch of cavemen with box cutters. I've seen it all!
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:43 AM
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Its just that the red tape and procedural ummm... see they had warning fatigue see and well you know stuff. There was a big bong-shop raid planned for later than week and,,, well,, they are incompetent.
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Elwood P Dowd
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:53 AM
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2. It was.....uh.......it was the evil doers.........uh |
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It was Al Kiter......yea......he is the evil doer. He wants to .....uh.....kill Amerikarns because he don't like your....... uh....freedoms. He has....uh....weapons of mass destruction.
"Karl, you gotta' come up with some better shit. You really think Amerikar will believe this crap?"
"Sure they will. Just calm down and snort another line."
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:41 AM
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3. Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot Will Tell You |
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You just wait. Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot will tell us what is write. We don't need no stinkin WMD.
You "LIEberals and Saddam-appeasers and Democraps who were poo-pooing Our Great President's War in Iraq" ...
"What makes George W. such a dynamic leader is this keen ignoring of history and facts and his concentrating on ideals like other nations paying for Iraq and sending troops which they refuse to do.
Meanwhile here at home George W. is saying he will veto the $87 billion for Iraq that he asked for and got, which will be a stinging defeat for those who put selfish concerns with America ahead of our ideals in Iraq. Imagine the nerve of Democraps and other moderates making some of the money a loan! We should just give them the money without making them pay it back, and not because George W. bombed them for no reason and lied about it so stop saying that, but because it is the right thing to do. "...
Note For Moderator: This is humor. I hope you don't think I am attacking anyone.
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