Application For Candidacy

[SoCalDem]

Application For Candidacy

I________________________________do hereby swear, under oath, which carries the penalty of perjury,that I ascribe to the following conditions in order to continue my candidacy for
________________________________ public office…


yes…………….no…………….I , as an unmarried person ,have never had an adulterous affair
yes……………no……………..I , as a married person , have never had an adulterous affair
yes……………..no…………..If, the answer to one of the above questions is “no”, I never lied about it
yes…………….no……………I have never had a homosexual encounter of a physical nature
yes…………….no…………...I have never accepted money from a person, or business contact ,without full disclosure, and written acceptance with the caveat that no special consideration will be given to that contributor.
Yes…………..no………….I have never accepted money from a religious or political action group..If the answer is yes, a complete list with names and dollar amounts must be attached to this application…Any omissions,whether deliberate or accidental will be considered to be perjury.
yes…………no………………I agree to accept contributions of no more than $1,000.00 per family, and that money be in the form of a check, which is to be photocopied before it is cashed. I further agree to make available those copies for scrutiny by anyone.
Yes………….no………………I have never engaged in sex with a prostitute, exotic dancer, stripper, etc
yes………….no………………I agree that for purposes of this questionnaire, sex will be defined as that which most people with an IQ of above 40 would recognize. That definition is as follows.. The viewing of or touching of private parts (3 year olds understand this).or areas that are subject to arousal, consisting of, but not limited to neck(as in kissing),lips(as in kissing),knees, (as in tickling),thighs(as in stroking or petting).A commonsense definition could be construed to mean anything that you would do with or to another person , that would be inappropriate to do in front of your mother…Private parts are defined as any part of the body that would be normally covered by underwear…For those of you who ascribe to a particular fetish , socks could be included in that definition. Viewing of or touching of the aforementioned areas means clothed or unclothed.
yes………….no………………I have never fathered an illegitimate child (men answer only)
yes…………..no……………..I agree to DNA testing if allegations of above question are brought to bear
Yes……………no…………….I agree to have my income tax audited yearly, by the IRS, and to have the results published in the newspapers in the district that I represent..
yes…………..no……………..I agree to sell or permanently transfer any assets I own that could be considered a “conflict of interest”. If these assets are transferred permanently to a family member or friend, I agree to recuse myself from voting on issues that could relate to those said holdings.
Yes……….no……………..I agree to list and log all contacts with lobbyists and to provide tape recordings of all conversations with said lobbyists.
Yes……….no…………… I agree to accept no “perks’ from said lobbyists. i.e. trips, merchandise, favorable location of operations in my state or area.
Yes………….no………. I agree to meet with lobbyists during regular office hours in my office only, with at least one other person present as a witness.
Yes…………no………… I agree to exercise my religious convictions only in my church, mosque, synagogue, or other recognized place of worship.
Yes………..no…………. I agree to disclose my religious beliefs as they pertain to certain issues that regularly divide factions of people. I agree to do this by answering the following questions
yes………no…………… I agree that abortion should be legal and is a woman’s right
yes………no……………. I agree that one’s sexual preference should be no impediment for securing, jobs, housing, education, insurance or personal safety.
Yes…………no…………. I agree that I have never sexually harassed any person , whether they are under my supervision or not.
Yes…………..no………… I agree to have published , the answers to this questionnaire, before any campaigning for the office sought, is undertaken.

This is to be done for the education of the populace, so that they can truly hold me accountable for my actions, future and past, and so that they may be educated when they vote.
Note….If, after answering these questions, I am found to have perjured myself in respect to any single question, I agree to resign immediately from the post that I have been elected to, make a public apology, and to be permanently barred from holding future elected, or appointed political positions.