To ANY Daily Show Writers

[Taeger]

Here is a great bit you can do for the show.

During Bush's MTP pauses, insert whispering voices telling the president what to do. Make sure it's always a little of what Chimpy says. The whispering voice should constantly making corrections. Occasionally, bleep out the whispering voice to highlight it's frustration ;-)

[displacedtexan]

1. Add in the auditory perception problems...

I'll swear that *'s handlers tried this once during one of his Rose Garden episodes (speech and Q&A).

If you've ever worked with people who have auditory perception problems and/or ADD, you know that trying to listen to a voice in the ear while carrying on a conversation with others is nigh onto impossible.