SodoffBush
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Sun Feb-08-04 02:54 PM
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A Bush loss will provide the makings of a fantastic global celebration |
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New Year's in November, rivaling the millions marching in the streets during the world-wide protests against the US invasion of Iraq. A Bush loss will spontaneously combust into a bi-polar cacophony of hooters and streamers and stray kisses, paper whistles unclurling into strangers' faces, a champagne glass in every hand, ushering in the rediscovered age of intellectual enlightenment c/o the marginalized, the dispossessed, and the oppressed, ensuring that the Bushies are promptly avoided with the same zest as venereal disease.
After Election Day Bush will be resigned to giving speeches on "Toenails and How They Grow" to like-minded men who send their shirts out to be stuffed while the world is partying on his demise, from the ice floes in Antarctica, to the percolating volcanoes in the Philippines, to the rain forests of Borneo.
As we currently endure these first-stage pains of labor...."Is he...nearly...out yet?-" we must remember that we are in for one international blockbuster of a party when the baby is thrown out with the bathwater.
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Nashyra
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Sun Feb-08-04 02:59 PM
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1. I afgree an * loss will be celebrated around the world |
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and if he is re elected there will be a dark cloud over the world and violence will erupt in many places.
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baby_bear
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Sun Feb-08-04 03:02 PM
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2. I am not worried about "re-election" |
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I'm worried about the Rove/Baker machine putting him back into the WH regardless of what the voters attempt to say at the ballot box.
Just like last time.
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Sun Feb-08-04 03:05 PM
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3. Many drug companies would have to declare bankruptcy |
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since there will be an overwhelming number of people cured of their depression and throwing their prescriptions in the trash.
Great imagery SodoffBush. From your lips to God's ears.
Ha! Toenails and How they grow. Good one!
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Sun Feb-08-04 03:13 PM
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4. Your post is inspiring. Thanks! |
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I'm going to start thinking more positive because of it.
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Sun Feb-08-04 03:15 PM
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5. The defeat of bu$h co,, |
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With the defeat of this twisted dictatorship, the world will be dancing in the streets, just like when we defeated Grampa bu$h's friend Adolf Hitler.
Is bu$h,Hitler? Nope, he's too damn stupid to be Hitler!!
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Sun Feb-08-04 03:24 PM
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6. I wont fly an American or Texas flag |
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until the chimp goes down. Then its "Bring em on !"( the Shiner Bocks, i.e. ).
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