UNIX Programmers--Let's design a new shell!

[theorist]

Call it the "bush shell" (bsh or bush).

It has all the standard commands, but with random responses when it "gets tired".

Give a suggestion for a new command or syntax!

Here's mine:
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ans Command

Purpose

Gives rehearsed response to a question given as an argument by choosing two words at random from the question and matching it with entries in the file /lib/karlrove.
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[disgruntled_goat]

1. i must admit

i'm a sucker for UNIX humor. Moreso when a bush* bash is involved.

/me adjusts his vinyl pocket protector and curses the "patriot act."

the 'bush' shell never takes command prompt input. it's course of action is already decided by /usr/loco/cheney and /spin/ack/rumsferatu.

etc etc i could go on...

Cmdr. Nerdlinger.

[Deja Q]

2. Commands to ponder on

I'd actually say "karlrove>nul" or "umount bush" or maybe even "kill _____" wait a moment, that particular command is just a little too harsh and might leave the impressionable or those of confused dispositions to do something very naughty. So I won't finish it. :D

Oh, shouldn't this be a lounge post? :D

[markus]

3. rm -rf ./bush*

Then we can deal with the zombies.

[bpilgrim]

4. lol

that should be on a bumber sticker :toast:

peace