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windlight Donating Member (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:36 AM
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Tomorrow Rick Santorum is
going to be at my place of employment. AARRGGGG.... I would love nothing better then give him H#(( for being such a dim wad. (but i really need to keep my job... but i am looking hard for another one starting today) Any suggestions for a poster or two to place off campus for his arrival? (not that he will necessary see it but it can't hurt.)
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:38 AM
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1. You can always bring...
a fetching, sloe-eyed sheepie to work with you tommorrow. ;-)
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:40 AM
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2. How about "Santorum is latin for asshole"
Bob Kerrey's famed quote...

he is also my senator...what an ass he really is.
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Nobody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:45 AM
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3. Have you ever read Savage Love
Check out what "santorum" is to Dan Savage and his readers. Will give you a chuckle.
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PA Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:45 AM
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4. How about "WELCOME SENATOR SANCTIMONIOUS"
or "Welcome Senator Rick 'Man-on-Dog' Santorum" ?

I too hate to say he is my senator. We have to get rid of this cretin in 2006.

BTW, did you know that Teresa, wife of you know who, hates Santorum. Apparently, he made some insulting remarks about her late husband John Heinz.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 08:23 AM
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8. In 1994...
...Teresa referred to Santorum as a "Forrest Gump with an attitude".

I'd love to see how she'll respond when (not if) the rethuglican slime & venom machine startson her!
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southerngirlwriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:53 AM
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5. Click on any link in my sig.
Dan Savage is offering a prize for the first person to get a public statement from him on the subject. :D
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eileen from OH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 07:59 AM
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6. How about a
"Welcome Rick Santorum!"
Sponsored by the Pennysylvania Kennel Club

eileen from OH
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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-04 08:12 AM
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7. Call in sick
You would be :puke:ing there in any case, so it really is for reasons of health.
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