Funny Bush/Cheney '04 Slogans

[scottxyz]

The "official" Bush/Cheney '04 slogan is:

"Steady Leadership in Times of Change"

But they've got some better alternatives posted over on atrios.blogspot.com today:

http://atrios.blogspot.com/2004_02_22_atrios_archive.html#107772611024725993

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Bush-Cheney: Ridin' the road to ruin.

Bush-Cheney: If you ain't broke, they'll fix it.

I remember seeing one for Nixon back in the day: "Don't Changes Dicks in the Middle of a Screw, Vote for Nixon in 72".

Bush/Cheney '04: Or the gays, teachers, and ragheads win!

Bush Cheney: Put a finger in the eye of posterity.

Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

Bush/Cheney: Four More Wars!

Bush-Cheney: We've already got your vote tallied.

Bush-Cheney: EVIL ALWAYS WINS!

Bush/Cheney: God put us here for a reason!

Bush and Dick. The way God intended.

Bush/Cheney- 'Cause you think you're rich!

Bush in '04:
Nero fiddled while Rome burned.
Bush is conducting a full symphony orchestra!

Bush/Cheney '04: You don't ask, we don't tell.

Re-elect Bush/Cheney, and save Diebold the trouble.

Bush-Cheney: Do you fear us now?? Good!!

Bush/Chenney: 'Cause health care is for sissys.

Bush/Chenney: Today Iraq, tomorrow the world.

9/11 changed Everything. Welcome to the New Cold War.

Thank God you're a white, Christian, heterosexual male who isn't French. And if you're not, fuck you.

Vote Bush/Cheney - Because we know where you live

Bush/Cheney '04: Because there's still so much left to destroy.

More for the rich, less for the poor - Bush / Cheney '04

Il Douche for President

A Bush, a Dick, a lush, a prick

One people, one nation, one leader: Bush-Cheney '04.

Bush/Cheney '04: The Bucks Shop Here

We came. We bombed. We fucked up. Bush/Cheney 2004.

Bush/Cheney '04: God helps them that help themselves.

Bush/Cheney '04: Because you can fool most of the people all of the time.

Bush-Cheney: It'll hurt less if you stop struggling.

Bush/Cheney: "BC" is more than our initials - it's our outlook on life

Bush/Cheney 04: A turkee and a Bible in every Hummer

Bush/Cheney '04 - Because Pat Robertson's god has already declared us winners.

Bush/Cheney '04: The Final Solution to Peace and Prosperity

Re-elect Bush/Cheney: Because it takes another term to fuck things up but good.

Bush-Cheney '04: Lie back and enjoy it...as if you have a choice.

Bush-Cheney '04 : Fear More Years!

Bush-Cheney '04: "Less Tax, More Death"

Bush/Cheney '04: Capture the Rapture

Bush/Cheney '04: "Outsourcing Murder."

Bush Cheney 04 Campaign Strategy: Wag the Fag

Bush/Cheney '04 -- Its OK! We're not gay!

[rocktivity]

1. RE: "Bush/Cheney '04 -- Its OK! We're not gay!"

Cheney's daughter is.

http://www.dearmary.com

:headbang:
rocknation

[On the Road]

6. As Jon Stewart Said Last Night

Bush is proposing a constitutional amendment to outlaw gay marrige so that (pause) Dick Cheney will not have to pay for his daughter's wedding.

[leftchick]

2. those are all great!

Thanks scott! :)

[DK666]

3. Heres One

[x-g.o.p.er]

4. Very funny!!!

I laughed out loud. I am now copying this to MS Word, and will email it to my dad, who is an uber-fan of Bush. Next time I talk to him on the phone oughta be gooood......

[Hippo_Tron]

5. Hehe...

"Because healthcare is for sissies", that is priceless.