I thought I had heard it all, until this wingnut I work with told me

[King Coal]

that they should let the lesbians marry, but not the gay guys because that just makes everyone sick. Geez. :eyes:

[BlueJazz]

1. Would you mind terribly if...

...I smashed your co-worker in the face. :)

[eissa]

2. LOL!

That reminds me of the time my two male cousins took my husband and I out for dinner in SF. Within a few minutes of being seated, we quickly realized we were the only straight ones in there. The guys started feeling a little uncomfortable and suggested another place nearby. As we were leaving we spotted two women making out near the doorway. These same guys who were so uptight at the sight of cuddling men, started whoopin' and hollerin' with joy as soon as we stepped outside at seeing two women kissing.

[Zero Gravitas]

3. Just goes to show

how much thought your typical freeper moran puts into deciding where they stand on issues. Equality under the law? Constitutional rights? Human rights? no two chicks doing it is hot, but guys doing it is sick so its ok for the chicks to marry.

:eyes: :crazy: :silly: :wtf: :puke:

If only we could get some of these people to actually think for themselves we wouldn't have to worry about imbeciles like Bush getting into power.

[ComerPerro]

4. LMAO

Right, because all lesbians look just like they came out of a cheesy cinemax movie. And they all are just waiting for a man to join in with them, right?

It is stunning how many guys think like that.

[RobertSeattle]

5. Damn - another bubble burst!

I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body... (I know, that's an old one)

[put out]

9. Oh, how very true!

After all, everyone knows sex between or among women isn't really sex. It's just a warm up for the big ol' (pick your euphemism for penis).

sigh.

[Cronus Protagonist]

6. Here's an erotic pic for that guy....

"FUCK BUSH" Buttons, Stickers & Magnets

[jmags]

7. Well, you know if you're going to rub one out watching

two chicks, it's only fair to allow them to get married at some point.

[treefrogjohn]

8. A gay friend of mine married a lesbian back in the 60's

They figured they could get society's approval and benefits and then they just "had affairs" with their true lovers. This stupid amendment would just push us back towards legal deceptions. It sure wouldn't stop people from being gay, which I guess is what these idiots want. It is sort of like raising the cigarette tax to stop smokers. They think that if it is too much trouble to be gay, then folks just will stop trying and will switch over to hetero behavior.