MisterP
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:21 PM
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They put Chimp pictures in our mail! |
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Bush Cheney '04 sent us a "personalized" glossy of the First Couple at some pseudo-70's split-brick wasteland and a whiney Racicot letter dunning us for dough for Bush's "compassionate conservative" agenda. Since nobody in our house likes Bush, it's just an offer to be a Charter Member that they spread through (R) areas, I'm guessing. The funniest part is a "Do Not Bend! Presidential Photo Enclosed" stamp on the front. It's marked "Wednesday morning," though it's pre-sorted (so there's no date stamp). Some quotes: "I would be thrilled to tell the President you are with us." "And our opponents are well funded." "an agenda that continues the War on Terrorism and protects the homeland...strengthens the economy and creates new jobs...makes it possible for every American to own a home, health and retirement plan and...their own business...so every child learns to read and no child is left behind..." "But the liberal national media won't deliver this message to the American people." What a complete crock (and not just of deceit and bromides); good thing there's a postage-paid envelope in it.
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:25 PM
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1. How are you going to reply to them? |
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Dog excrement? 2,000 pieces of confetti? A Polaroid of your fist with a middle finger upraised?
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:46 PM
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9. Can you give us the return address???? |
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:26 PM
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2. Do what I do with all junk mail, if there is a postage paid return..... |
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envelope, put all the other junk mail you receive and send it to them. Add, that this is what you think of their Boss, campaign, and what they are turning our Republic into. Bury them in junk mail! This is a way to protest!
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:28 PM
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3. Fill the return envelope w/ junk mail and pennies |
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and sent it back to them in their 'postage paid' envelope. That's what I do!:evilgrin:
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:44 PM
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6. I did the exact same thing |
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My partner got a mailing from them (he *used* to be registered repug a long time ago) and they won't stop sending this sh*t.
We stuffed it with Kerry news articles and 50 pennies, just to weigh it down.
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:28 PM
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I folded the picture into the reply envelope (for donations) and mailed it back.
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:34 PM
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5. The photo fits nicely on a dartboard |
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That's what I did with the one they sent me.
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:45 PM
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7. Make sure to write your favorite anti-Chimp phrase on the |
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return envelope and use a big marker to shit up, the glossy propaganda. Give them know way to re-mail it.
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:46 PM
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8. i got one back in 2000 |
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i didnt get a picture i got a Christmas card from the moron! I couldnt beleive it a christmas card you opened it up and it had a picture of *, pickles and the twins. I also got a letter that was on a official letterhead of the governorship of Texas it was hand written. I cant even read it its sloppy and looks like chicken scratch and its signed *. I dont know how i got it i never voted republican always voted Democrat since 2000 was my first year eligble to vote. guess its because i live in Georgia
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:09 PM
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10. It's signed "Laura Bush" and "Ggw Bl" |
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:31 PM
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12. I live in a very Repuke area |
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if I get one I will send a picture back to them of Wes Clark and myself at a rally with a little note on what is a real President. Then I will write Vote Dem 04
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:30 PM
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11. Postage paid envelope???????? READ THIS |
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Take that envelope and tape it to a BIG box full of rocks and send it back at the post office. The postage will be ...well, a lot depending on how many rocks you can scrounge up! (I do this with some of the RW asshole preachers who send junk mail to me begging for $$$.) :D
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Thu Feb-26-04 02:41 AM
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I am going to pinch a loaf in it and mail it back :evilgrin:
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