poor poor bush

[historian]

bush dies and goes to hell. The devil shows him the rooms he can pick for eternity. First one had perle chasing a huge bag of money but could never quite do it. "Noooooooo" said Bush "too sweaty" next room is cheney stuck in a whirlpool and cant get out. No, said our hero something less strenous"
Devil unlocked next room and there was clinton naked on the floor with monica leaning over him doing what she does best.
"yes yes yes oh please please here i wanna stay here" bush implored in his usualy mature manner.
Sure? No changes you said the devil
Yes yes im sure
"ok " said the devil "monica you can leave now.

[Sugarbleus]

1. ROFLMAO!!! good one. n/t