Here's WHO should be apologizing to Christians.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

People who write comments like "so many 'Christians', so few lions".

There are many other comments I can imagine which also would warrant an apology -- although I haven't seen any of them here at DU. (Disclaimer: I don't go to GD2004, I/P, or the Gun Dungeon)

And no, stating one's belief as fact does NOT qualify.

Like this: "The Bible says lots of things that are not true."

I'll say it again without quotes, so it's clear that happens to be a thing I believe: The Bible says lots of things that are not true. That includes any supernatural event like sticks turning into snakes or people walking on water, people living 900 years etc.

End of rant.

[wryter2000]

1. Sticks don't turn into snakes?

Dang. I'm going to get rid of all those sticks.

[EV1Ltimm]

2. good god man.

what on earth would you do with all the snakes if the stick-to-snake theory came to fruition?

[Ripley]

3. My yard would be slithering.

But to be serious. If I had a nickle for every southern-person bash I've had to endure I'd be a rich Southerner.

[wryter2000]

5. I'm kidding, of course

But I do love snakes. I have two pet cornsnakes.

[Brian Sweat]

6. I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus

riding on the dashboard of my car.

[Bandit]

4. You must have missed the movie

I saw Moses turn a stick into a snake with my own eyes. It was a major movie.

[trumad]

7. I saw Jim Kerry "part" Tomato Soup!

I swear I did...