Shopping around for the just-right Bush nickname

[BigBigBear]

My wife calls him The Minky. (With apologies to Peter Sellers' Inspector Clouseau.)

I'm leaning toward Bunnypants for the election cycle, but haven't settled on anything definite yet.

I'm open to suggestions.

[RobertSeattle]

1. I'm leaning toward "Fraud"

Some maybe in Yale he was the "Fraudmeister".

[ignatius]

4. Smirky,spacemonkey,SS Bandit,lyin sack of sh**,snakeoil

salesman,King George..so many names for such a souless,pathetic excuse for a human being.

[BigBigBear]

7. King George?

I think I have too much respect for the British monarchs (even the reprssive ones) named George to make that association.

George Of The Jungle, maybe?

[nostamj]

8. George of the Bungle

if you want to be accurate....

[JohnOneillsMemory]

22. Ding! Because we need to restore the Constitution. Am Revol'n v2.0

The Dems in Boston need to use the American Revolution against King George's destruction of the US Constitution to establish Dominionism.

'THE CHOSEN FEW' IS BEING MORPHED INTO 'THE MASTER RACE'
THE SAME WAY 'GET OSAMA' WAS MORPHED INTO 'GET SADDAM'! GET IT?

We are living in the closing minutes of a culture war that the American Taliban, called Dominionists, are winning.
The US Constitution (as people power) is being gutted and replaced with the Bible (as king power.)

This is the basic model of this religion-fueled fascism:
Supreme dictators smiting evil-doers wrathfully with no legal restraints. Sound familar?

The inflammation of the old anti-semitic, anti-homosexual, anti-abortion, and anti-porn 'passions' is cover for a very real and documented campaign to make this country into a Hitlerian theocracy fueled by fundamentalist religious passions called 'Dominionism.'

'Might Makes Right' is WINNING over 'The Rule of Law.'
We are experiencing the return of Eugenics (elimination of the 'weak') in our government's policies that looks very much like the old systems of feudalism, slavery and holocaust.
Have you noticed the body-count in the last three years with no end in sight?


Georgie's brain is much worse than you think and he's being used for terrible purposes. Here's a British clinical psychologist's researched analysis of the boy king. He interviewed Georgie's family, friends and such and determined that he was abused as a child and developed an 'authoritarian personality,' the root of fascism! Read it and weep for him and us.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1033904,00.html
(So George, how do you feel about your mom and dad?)-CLICK

And this personality is being exploited to further the creation of a Hitlerian Theocracy called ‘Dominionism’, which has been going on in this country for the last thirty years. Read it and wonder what the hell we're in for next now that Eugenics is domestic policy and Imperialism is foreign policy.
http://www.axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/article_5160.shtml
(God Bless America, The Constitution is Dead)-CLICK

If you'd like to read the full speech of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia back in the dark ages of January 2002 when he said that 'democracy interferes with the Divine Right of Kings and he's doing something about it,' read this and wonder what century we're living in and just what that Constitution was for, anyway.
http://www.prodeathpenalty.com/scalia.htm
(God's Justice and Ours)-CLICK

How can they get away with it when everyone seems to be pissed off at Georgie and we're supposed to be able to vote the bastard out of our White House? By fixing the electronic voting machines for 'the House.' Read this and decide which country to escape to this fall when Georgie is reinstalled like a 'Manchurian Candidate' to finish the job he was sent to do-eliminate democracy, create a police state, and conquer the world.
http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0225-05.htm
(Diebold, Electonic Voting, and the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy)-CLICK

LATE BREAKING NEWS-FEB. 26 2004
Right now the Dominionists are introducing legislation to replace 'The People' as the authority in our democracy’s Constitution with ‘God’ in a bill called ‘The Constitution Restoration Act of 2004,’ exactly the opposite of what it really is. The legalities of the Christian Theocracy are being used to destroy our laws as if by the Taliban in Afghanistan.

This is not a test! It is absolutely real and happening right now while the media are busy covering gay marriage and Mel Gibson’s bloody crucifixion porn film, ‘The Passion of the Christ.’

“…on February 11 , 2004 Dominionist leaders in congress made their move; they introduced a bill in both houses called The Constitution Restoration Act of 2004. Among the sponsors of the bill are Rep. Robert Aderholt (Alabama), Rep. Michael Pence (Indiana), Sen. Richard Shelby of Alabama, Sen. Zell Miller (Georgia), Sen. Sam Brownback (Kansas), and Sen. Lindsey Graham (South Carolina).

The House version is H.R. 3799 and the Senate version is S. 2082. The bill limits the U.S. Supreme Court and federal courts to hear cases involving “expressions of religious faith by elected or appointed officials.”

Although the claim by its sponsors appears to be that the intention is to prevent the courts from hearing cases involving the Ten Commandments or a Nativity Scene in a public setting from being reviewed, the law is drawn broadly and expressly includes the acknowledgment of God as the sovereign source of law by an official in his capacity of executing his office.”

http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/HL0402/S00172.htm
(The Constitution Restoration Act of 2004)-CLICK

[kayell]

2. Whistle Ass is a classic, and the Texas Souffle has a certain air about it

you'll get lots more suggestions I'm sure.

[nostamj]

3. i've been fond of 'pantload' lately

but there are SO many...

[snippy]

5. I sometimes use the "Self Proclaimed Dumb Fuck Emperor of the World."

Or president Pinocchio.

[NC_Nurse]

6. I call him the Weasel

he looks rodent-like and he's a lying weasel!

That is kind of an insult to weasels though, I guess...

[strategery blunder]

9. Osama bush Laden? nt

[AlinPA]

10. "The moron" works for me.

[BigDaddyLove]

11. Bunnypants........

There's just something about it I love; it just fits.

[420montana]

14. Benn diggin' Bunnypants since

it showed up here, fits....

[Catshrink]

41. Commander Bunnypants

perfectly commemorates the flight suit charade.

[bucknaked]

54. LMAO! Anybody have the pic?

Damn, I'd love to show that to my bro!

[DancingBear]

12. President Chucky n/t

[nostamj]

17. here's chucky..............

OK, it's chucky rove but...

[proud patriot]

13. My husband call him "Usurper"

:shrug:

[corporatewhore]

15. His Oilyness

[tom_paine]

16. Bunnypants is my personal favorite

[Qutzupalotl]

24. Don't forget the "Crusader" part

as in, Crusader Bunnypants!

Brings to mind his colossal faux pas right after 9-11. It's right up there with "bring 'em on."

[Lisa]

18. "Temporary"

This was the name assigned to him by the Skull and Bones members at Yale.


And if you check out the White House website, it seems that a fifth column there prefers "President Toast" -- see entry for Feb 22nd!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/02/

[KamaAina]

19. DimSon seems to be making a comeback

Or how about:

Lt. AWOL (a KamaAina original!)

Commander-in-Thief

El Bandito de la Eleccion (haven't seen that one in a while)

Edit: Cripes, I nearly forgot "Bunkerboy"!

[MrBadExample]

20. My personal favorite...

...has always been "His Chimperial Majesty".

[Qutzupalotl]

25. I was always partial to "DictatorTot"

[ElementaryPenguin]

21. Bushler!!!!

That was a DU original - attributed to...I can't remember who.

:shrug:

[BigBigBear]

23. I know Bartcop

prefers The Unelected Fraud...but I dunno, that doesn't have quite the loft I'm looking for.

Incurious George?

...nah....

Don't the Euros have something special for him?

[snippy]

43. Your post reminded me of this one. . Spurious George

[doc03]

26. Anti- Christ

[420montana]

27. I found this....

Bunnypants
Bush, George W.
(see also, Crusader Bunnypants)

DU Thread: CLICK HERE TO READ MORE FROM THAT THREAD]

"For the way he scurried off in the face of the 9-11 'threats'
on his life and AirForce 1."
--arwalden

[Technowitch]

28. "Shrub"

I've been using the nickname 'Shrub' since I first heard it. But I tend not to stick with it consistently.

Some of the alternates I use include one that refers to unnatural sexual relations with sheep.

Others somewhat more suited for Family Hour include:

Der Shrubbenfuhrer
Commander Bunnypants
Commander-in-Thief
Uncurious George
Chimpy McBush
President Adolph
Bag of Hammers (as in "as dumb as")
War Criminal

When writing to my Congresscritters, I refer to him as "Mr. Bush".

I refuse to call him 'President Bush'. His father was the last Bush actually elected to the White House, in my estimation.

[juajen]

29. How about the "jolly rancher"?

N/T

[HootieMcBoob]

30. Drinky McDumbass, Snorty McCokespoon

or as I heard him referred to by a friend not long ago - George W. Fuckface!

:)

[maggrwaggr]

31. President Evil-doer

Or, as a take on "resident evil", just "president evil".

[Ksec]

32. Gotta be "Smirk " It describes him and his personality perfectly

The Smirky face and his smirky responses usually accompanied by the "what me worry" smirk....Gad he pisses me off just thinking about him.

[SammyWinstonJack]

46. Ahh yes, Smirkboy

Smirkboy and Team Smirk.

[Octafish]

48. Sneer for the veep's matches.

"Wish I had more hair and fewer DUIs..."

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

33. I really like "Bunnypants"

My other faves are:

1. Chimpy or The Chimpster
2. All Hat, No Cowboy
3. A Box of Rocks (as in "as dumb as")

[kentuck]

34. How about, "White man that speak with forked tongue" ?

His tongue has more forks than a scrub oak....

[LibDemAlways]

35. In my house he's always been

"the chimp."

As an aside, when my 10-year-old saw his ugly mug on tv the other day and he was identified as " President George Bush," she turned to me and asked in all sincerity, "When did the chimp become President?"

[Auntie Bush]

36. How about Shrubinator or Brushinator?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

37. Busholini is my preferred nickname for the Fraud-In-chief

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

38. How About "Georgina" or "Mr. Empty Pants"

"...A photograph showing George and friends wearing wigs and employing falsies to fill out their sweaters appears in a yellowed copy of the school newspaper of Phillips Academy here in Andover, near Boston. It was 1963, and George, then a high school senior and head cheerleader, was leading a skit intended to mock rival schools..."

http://www.nytimes.com/library/politics/camp/061000wh-bush.html

[IronLionZion]

39. how about "ex-president"

[vetwife]

40. I have always called him Monkeyboy

He just looks the part. He is the missing link !

[Octafish]

42. "The Little Turd from Crawford" has a nice ring to it.

Ron Reagan Jr. said about the Smirkelgrüber:

"My father's crapped bigger ones than him."

So my five-word moniker is an effort to reflect just how phony the Connecticut cowgirl is. Truth be told, his badministration has really been one giant shit stain on history.

Down with the BFEE!

[SammyWinstonJack]

44. I'm leaning toward

Lying Liar.

[napi21]

45. I've always called him Uncle George

I know it's not nasty enough, but no matter who I am talking to, they always know exactly who I'm talking about.

[Redleg]

47. F@ckface

I want his nickname to be "The One-Term Wonder."

[Carmerian]

49. President Crook

...or the Deserter-In-Chief.

[mitchum]

50. How about "Indicted Co-conspirator"?

[kath]

51. I like to call him Chimpyshit

[sleepyhead]

52. For more formal occasions

"That man in the White House"
"Occupant"
"Our so-called president"

[bucknaked]

53. Goofball. That's exactly what comes to mind when said Goofball pops up

You know, as an admitted Bush-basher, I have nothing against the guy, I save my hatred for Marionettes that pull the strings on this dupe of a Pres.

[DrBB]

55. I like "C-Plus Augustus"

Just heard that one recently. Took me a sec to parse, but sometimes that's more effective....

[Pathwalker]

56. Little Dick Tater.

n/t

[ThoughtCriminal]

57. Junior

Personally, I like good old "Crusader Bunnypants" the best, but "Junior" is simple, accurate, on target and infuriates the Bush Cult followers.

[NicoleM]

58. The Spokesmodel.