A proposal for a preemptive Amendment, by Sam Smith

[Mairead]

IT is our view that gay marriages are an extremely important issue, but if we're going to make marriage sacred we have to deal with some even more critical ones first. Therefore we are launching a campaign for a constitutional amendment that would require the death penalty for the following:

- A woman who is not a virgin at the time of the marriage

- Anyone who commits adultery.

- Any couple that dissolves their marriage by divorce.

One we've gotten these matters taken care of, we can turn our attention to all those claims of mutual commitment by gays and lesbians.

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