Saw the DUMBEST Bumper Sticker EVER!(this beats all other dumb ones!)

[romantico]

By far the dumbest bumper sticker to date.I nearly drove off the road.

"God.Jesus Christ.George W.Bush.A Winning Team in 04"

Just to keep everyone up to date, if your a liberal you MUST hate God/Jesus.Remember all you godless liberals, God/Jesus only blesses White registered Republicans.Everyone else is going to hell!

Has anyone seen a sticker as dumb as this one or does this win as the dumbest bumper sticker of all time?

[AVID]

1. sarcasm?

n/t

[wryter2000]

2. That does it!

I have to get a "Jesus was a liberal" bumper sticker. Anyone know where I can get one?

[Kimber Scott]

12. Some cool bumper stickers here...

including the one you're looking for

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=top10

I like the one with a picture of Bush and the caption reads, "Like a Rock, Only Dumber."

:)

[FizzFuzz]

38. good site, one problem though...

I saw they have a "naked girlie" sticker in red white and blue......

BUT :wtf: I DON"T SEE A NAKED GUY WITH A WOODIE!!

Geeeeeeee wizzikers, seems they overlooked some of us
...(so tired of this kind of sexism...its so accepted, no one even sees it)

[Bertha Venation]

14. make your own here:

http://www.makestickers.com

It's where I made the one in my sig line.

[FizzFuzz]

16. check this site for stickers

You might try www.darwinfish.com Lots of good stickers 'n stuff there.

By the way, I'm new to this board--posted a few remarks already, but seems they got buried :nopity: ..yeah yeah poor me

Anyway, what does n/t mean? I see that as people's message sometimes. Also, why do I see Chimp-brain being referred to as " * " ?

[gristy]

21. It stands for "no text"

I think in the old days at DU you were required to have something in the body of your post (in addition to your post title). When someone didn't care to add anything in the body, they would type "n/t". The DU software nowadays allows you to leave the body blank, so the n/t isn't needed.

[Jackpine Radical]

30. An nt in the Subject line also saves people from clicking

on an interesting-sounding post to discover a nonexistent message.

[Touchdown]

24. Welcome to DU!

A few schtuff I had to learn...

N/T = no text
LIHOP= Let it happen on purpose (9/11)
MIHOP= MAKE it happen on purpose.
BFEE= Bush Family Evil Empire.
MORAN= a joke about a picture passed around, where some republican's sign told us to get a brain, and he spelt moron wrong.
*= George W Bush
HOLY JOE= Lieberman.
Transvestite= Ann Coulter
meme= a political trend...such as talking points, propaganda, or news events that just won't die.

Hope that helps!:-)

[FizzFuzz]

33. Tanks!

Yes very helpful everyone. Thanks!

What a mean thing to say about transvestites, though! We gotta come up with something better for that sick lying female equivalent of Mike Savage.

Fizz-O

[gula]

25. Somebody please answer FizzFuzz's questions

because I was just wondering the same

[Touchdown]

27. See #24 and 23

Ahem...n/t ;-)

[AZCat]

28. N/T = no text. * is a Roger Maris reference.

* is a reference to Roger Maris whose record 61 home runs in 1961 was listed for 30 years in the record books with an asterisk, because of a controversy over the length of the season.

For Dubya, his 'election' in 2000 will go down in the history books (at least the ones written by us) as an 'asterisk' win because he lost, but managed to convince five Supreme Court Justices to 'install' him.

[ochazuke]

34. The asterisk

Comes from the dissenting opinion in Bush v. Gore, I think. It's said that bush will have an asterisk next to his name in the list of presidents because the legitimacy of his election will forever be in dispute.

[wryter2000]

43. Welcome

I found one from giant sticker. Wish I'd looked at Darwinfish first.

Welcome to DU :hi:

[JohnLocke]

29. Here you go:

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=b5821

[Kimber Scott]

3. And don't forget the U.S. flag only flies over

conservative Republicans as well!

[LibDemAlways]

4. That one truly sucks.

The dumbest one I've ever personally seen said "I'm Proud George W. Bush is My President." It was all I could do to keep my road rage in check.

[gristy]

22. Yeah, well, you just hate too much!

:)

[aquart]

5. Think his church gave them out?

[Maccagirl]

6. Please tell me it was on the back of a red pick-up truck

or an SUV. Obviously the owner is a lost soul.

[smirkymonkey]

39. Don't forget the gun rack....

[Kimber Scott]

45. I have a red pickup truck and my soul's right here!

Chevy S10 with a little "peace flag" in the back window.

[RandomKoolzip]

7. "Visualize No Liberals." That's THEE dumbest one I ever saw.

n/t

[ThoughtCriminal]

8. I was wondering who * was going to pick

to replace Cheney on the ticket.

[smirkymonkey]

40. Jesus, of course

Haven't you been paying attention?? :)

[eaprez]

9. My Favorite Bumper Sticker

...not the dumbest but certainly my favorite because it irritates the pro-life crowd so much is "God is Pro-Choice". Which is true -- because he made us all with the freedom to choose -- and to suffer the rewards or concequences of our choices.

[stopbush]

10. Maybe someone can can up with a small bumper sticker

with the phrase *This Is Blasphemy* and an arrow graphic on it. Stick this bumper sticker next to the God loves Bush sticker with the arrow properly aligned.

[rockymountaindem]

11. You should get in front of that car next time

and proceed to drive really, really slow. See how long their righeous shpeil lasts then as they drive by you with middle finger extended.

[Kazak]

13. I'm changing my affiliation right now!

Not.

[ET Awful]

15. I think I'm going to make up a few thousand bumper stickers. . .

that say

Jesus was a Socialist!

anybody want one? :)

[Langis]

19. I do!

:toast:

[demsrule4life]

17. I saw a personalized license plate

I didn't catch the state it was from on 1-65, "re-elect bush 04".

[Lars39]

18. Not dumb....dangerous. This elevation of bush* to God's level ties in

with the Dominionists and Christian Reconstructionists in this article:

http://www.yuricareport.com/Dominionism/TheDespoilingOfAmerica.htm

[DBoon]

20. "save america - shoot a liberal"

not i'm not making this one up

[Media_Lies_Daily]

23. Hmmmm. I don't recall that last name as being among the Father,...

...the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

[AZCat]

26. It WOULD be a winning team

Except both God and Jesus have dismissed claims that they will be on the ticket come November.

From THIS_IS_SATIRE:
According to Washington insiders, George W. Bush has been courting both God and Jesus as replacements VP Dick Cheney on the Republican ticket this fall. A flurry of scandals have erupted around the vice-president's old company, Halliburton, the Supreme Court is scheduled to hear a case this spring concerning Cheney's energy panel, and an investigation into the leaking of CIA agent Valerie Plame's identity to conservative columnist Robert Novak has led to the office of the vice-president.
Sources say that Bush and his advisors are concerned that keeping Cheney on the ticket will doom their chances for winning come November, and that a 'short list' of candidates has been circulating the west wing of the White House. Reportedly, God and Jesus are both on this list.
Jesus didn't return a phone call inquiring about his possible addition to the Republican ticket, but a spokesperson said there would be a statement released on Sunday. In response to repeated questions, he referred to the popular slogan, "What Would Jesus Do?" Jesus has been reluctant to become involved in politics, although for years he has been part of the process in Washington. Claims of endorsements by Jesus of candidates in recent years have been instead by Supply-Side Jesus, his cousin.
God responded on Friday to questions about a possible candidacy by blanketing South Carolina with snow. Those close to the deity assured this reporter that 'plagues of locusts' were out of vogue and would be left off any future response.
<fakesnip>

[ThoughtCriminal]

32. Is God a U.S. Citizen?

nt

[AZCat]

37. Well *I'M* not gonna be the one to call God on it

The way I figure- what God wants, God gets. I'm not gonna check a deity's passport. I saw what God did to Job... (shudder)

[FizzFuzz]

35. funny!

HAHAHAHahahaha laughing my butt off. <fakesnip> <---- nice touch!

Fuzz

[OnceBlind]

31. I agree

I don't think it is a good idea to lump anyone's name in with God and Jesus as if they are one in the same.

[Paradise]

36. actually,

it's frightening! or, perhaps, it's merely sacrilegious.

[historian]

41. Perhaps not as stupid but....

"On fire for Jesus" and underneath a sticker with cheney bush 2004. I wish they would burst into flames.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

42. Saw an anti-tax zealot with a bumpersticker that said

"Left is theft."

:grr:

[eaprez]

44. Funny...

..I thought all those corporate raiders of pension funds, etc were Republicans.