Nuttiest freeper thread of the day

[Paragon]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1087453/posts

All Democrats are "BRILLIANT"!!!

Democrats are always considered "intellectuals" the media brands them all that way...hell JFK could read a whole novel in 2 hours.. Jimmy Carter was a "Brilliant" Nuclear engineer... He was just surprised when the Soviet Union invaded Afganistan... but he was really BRILLIANT" because, he said "Now I understand..." and that was "Brilliant". Bill Clinton a "BRILLIANT" Rhodes scholar... he never graduated from Oxford ...but....Bubba was so smart he could "COMPARTMENTALIZE" eveything, even his own troubles and still be a "Brilliant" decison maker.. a little aside, the only Rhodes Scholarships awarded tend go to the "Brilliant" far left of the political spectrum because they're obviously the only ones "brilliant" enough to "qualify".

and...HILLARY!!! Now boy is She ever "BRILLIANT"!!! She was on the very top of the list of the 100 smartest lawyers in the WHOLE damn country! Why that bastion for legal excellence..the Rose Law Firm in that Cosmopolitan metropolis in Little Rock would have just been another jerk water firm if it wasn't for her incredible "Brilliance"!

I guess ALL Democrats are "BRILLIANT" ..the only ones that the media aren't raving about being in the "brilliant category are the "crazy" ones like the "would be "BRILLIANT" DOCTOR Howard Dean... but he couldn't win so lets call him crazy instead of "brilliant"...although he IS really "Brilliant too!!

Aren't they all... DemocRATS that is... ask the NY Times or the Boston Globe or the Washington Post..or CBSNBCABCCNNMSNBC...(and on and on)

[pink_poodle]

They're just jealous 'cause nobody accuses them of...............

being brilliant.

[PsychoDad]

1. LOL

That's just "BRILLIANT" :silly:

[stepnw1f]

2. Awwwww

[Renew Deal]

3. The problem with repubs is most can't spell

and the rest can't read.

[JasonDeter]

4. Democrats are intelligent. republicans are brutes.

It is becoming increasingly clear America is becoming a 'jock' nation where the brute is highly regarded and the 'thinker' is not. My gawd! bush* is an obvious intellectual pipsqeak and yet he is regarded by republicans as a nominee for Mount Rushmore. Why? Because his handlers channeled his appearances after the tragedy of 9/11 to maximize his 'leadership' qualities. Nevermind the man didn't (and hasn't) written ONE speech in his whole life (please name one?) but just parroted what others tell him. I fear for the future of America.

edit: when possible I aim to please.

[demsrule4life]

8. becomming ?

Sorry couldn't resist.

[JasonDeter]

9. I really don't want my spelling to...offend

but the spell check function doesn't work for me. When I try to use it, it just sits there not checking and when I try to close it, it won't close. So what am I gonna do? Oh well.

[demsrule4life]

10. But according to this thread

none of us should need to use the spell checker. :)

[JasonDeter]

11. lol.

I really do have a sense of humor! Sometimes the humor goes over my head but being 5'3 has been my usual excuse.

[FizzFuzz]

5. And

did you read the replies to the message? Yikes. Don't know whether to laugh or scream.

[louis-t]

6. yes, and please remember...

how CLASSY the first frump is. Everytime OxyRush mentions her name, he prefaces it by saying how CLASSY she is. She's just so CLASSY. And beautiful, and CLASSY. This is all they got?

[Demeter]

7. Thsi is how to get second-class citizens

Define classy to your satisfaction, and then draw a circle.

[kayell]

12. Hmmm, Looks like a bit of an inferiority complex to me. nt

[JHB]

13. He's copying a Guinness ad campaign

The "Brilliant" campaign employs the services of two somewhat quirky Guinness brewmasters who go so far as to compare GDIB to other life-altering inventions such as sliced bread. Thanks to a specialized production technique using vintage photographic images, modern day two-dimensional photography and Brilliant animation of course, our intrepid brewmasters interact with each other in a lifelike manner that is as unique as the black stuff itself, complete with Irish accents!
http://www.guinness.com/guinness/en_US/seeing/ads/ad/0,6438,12687267_125894,00.html

[LeftCoast]

14. Carter was a nuclear engineer?

I thought he was a peanut farmer!

I betcha, even if he was (just) a peanut farmer he could still pronounce NUCLEAR. :evilgrin:

[jmowreader]

18. He was a nuclear engineer in the Navy

He wasn't a peanut farmer--he was a peanut processor. Big difference.

[LeftCoast]

22. Thanks for the clarification!

:D

[flaminbats]

15. Does this mean I'm really not a heartless zombie?

:tinfoilhat: "Liberals realize their ideologies are born of emotion, their beliefs don't hold up to a-priori logic, therefore they instinctively self-delude. They HAVE to be smart. We HAVE to be dumb, as there simply is no logical underpinning for their beliefs"

[0rganism]

21. "don't hold up to a-priori logic"? HAHAHAHAHA

Nothing funnier than watching a freeper pretend to be smart.

One can only wonder what this "a-priori logic" is, and how much it differs from "biblical exegesis".

[Thucydides]

26. Here are some links...

Boghossian, Paul Professor of Philosophy New York University
Peacocke, Christopher Professor of Philosophy New York University
New Essays on the A Priori
Print ISBN 0199241279, 2000

Abstract: This collection of newly commissioned essays, edited by NYU philosophers Paul Boghossian and Christopher Peacocke, resumes the current surge of interest in the proper explication of the notion of a priori. The authors discuss the relations of the a priori to the notions of definition, meaning, justification, and ontology, explore how the concept figured historically in the philosophies of Leibniz, Kant, Frege, and Wittgenstein, and address its role in the contemporary philosophies of logic, mathematics, mind, and science. The editors' Introduction familiarizes the reader with the issues that are to be explored in detail in later parts of the anthology.<snip
http://www.oxfordscholarship.com/oso/public/content/philosophy/0199241279/toc.html

Heres a couple more if you are into very dry reading...
http://www.bu.edu/wcp/Papers/Logi/LogiKear.htm

http://www.brown.edu/Departments/Philosophy/tar/Archives/001627.html

[Kamika]

16. Penis envy

tsk tsk

[kayell]

17. Interesting, I was going to diagnose Cerebral Cortex envy.

nt

[Kamika]

24. whats that?

Sorry im not edumucated :P

[kayell]

25. The cerebral cortex is the part of the brain that handles "higher level"

processes like language and information processing. Freepers tend to come up a little "short" in that area too.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. Posts like this

always make my eyes glaze over by the second paragraph. You almost have to FORCE yourself to read it. Rant rant rant, jealousy, jealousy, jealousy, more incoherent rant. Wonder what set that freeper off? Someone who doesn't support bush stomp his ass in a debate?

Geez, guys, we really can't help it if you perceive yourselves to be less intelligent. I mean, I know you LOOOVE to blame things on everyone else, especially Democrats (exactly how long has Clinton been out of office now? Gonna be interesting and funny to count how many years they manage to try to blame everything in the world on the guy! LOL!), but at some point, you just gotta step up to the plate and exercise that personal responsibility you are always screaming about and admit it:

"Hi, my name is Shittohead and I am shtoopid."

The first step is in admitting you have a problem, guys.

Eh, why bother?

[Paragon]

20. Badge of honor for the morans:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1087453/posts

34. Hey, would you look at this, we made "Nuttiest Freeper of the Day Post" over at DU !! I swear these people are smoking crack over there.

37. It is also abundantly clear that the Rats want to turn America into a “wimp” Nation! Their agenda seems to be working pretty good. %^^%$ me off! But, off course: I’m a “brute” and a “dummy!”

41. unixfox thanks! to be awarded nuttiest freeper of the day deep in the Demonicrat Underground sewer is an honor I never even contemplated. Send my heartfelt thanks to them for authenticating my thoughts...LOL

[knight_of_the_star]

23. That's sad

When their stupidity gets pointed out all they do is say, "Well we're NOT wimps, so there :sticks out tongue:"

Its so stupid.

[union_maid]

27. Compare and contrast

Wimp vs. Chickenhawk. Discuss in short and simple terms so the freepers can follow along.