What's with Bush's Press Secretary?

[napi21]

I just heard a clip of him on Lou Dobbs. That guy sounds worse than a computer recording! I assume he's reading his message, but the way he hesitates between his words, he sounds like he's a mechanical dummy and his battery is running down.

[Jack_Dawson]

1. Ari was much better

And such a dick, too.

[elperromagico]

2. He's the Stepford Press Secretary,

and he lacks the strength for creative lying that his predecessor possessed.

[Gato Moteado]

3. mcClellan is an idiot

he got the job because he was the only guy dummer than bush that they could find.

[madrchsod]

4. notice that his speech

patterns are the same as bush`s..so guess who`s talking into bush`s ear?

[elperromagico]

5. Their speech patterns sound remarkably like farts to me.

After all, they both talk out of their asses.