Deuteronomy 20:10-14 - The Bush Plan

[hexola]

As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.

[Robroy]

1. The Good Old testament...

hate, murder and revenge.

[sam sarrha]

2. well grab your bible and a gun ...! Free women and Plunder, YaHoo !!

I am God, and i have approved this message.

[strategery blunder]

3. Matthew 5:9+Jeremiah 14:14=Bush blasphemes

Matthew 5: 9
Blessed are the peacekeepers, for they will be called sons of God.

Jeremiah 14:14
Then the LORD said to me, "The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries and the delusions of their own minds.

Even Satan quotes Scripture in Matthew 4:5. Dare I say the shrub is doing the same thing?

Edited to remove unintentional emoticon

[SemperEadem]

6. yup, according to their own teachings

the devil can sit up and quote scriptures better than they can, considering the whole book is pretty much about him in some way, shape or form.

[bobbieinok]

4. and the religious right has the NERVE to say Islam is a religion of hate

[SemperEadem]

5. Didn't Machiavelli say pretty much the same thing

in his book "The Prince"?

[mhr]

7. A Modest Proposal

We should begin recruiting drives at all the southern baptist churches.

By sending the Christian fundies to fight the Iraqis we can solve two problems at one time.

First we get rid of the Christian fundies here and second we give the Muslims a worthy and biblical opponent.

Think about the benefits. By sending the fundies to the middle east, the US can return to normal because all of the media like Rush will die on the vine. Additionally, the terrorism problem will definitely be contained to the Persian Gulf.

Think of it as the new crusades were only Christian fundies can participate.

Like the Muslims this would be a great test for the fundies version of Christianity and would save a lot time for these people because they would not have to read all those left behind books waiting for the rapture.

Lastly, it would bring new meaning to that old hymnal standard, Onward Christian Soldiers.