Dateline: Akron Ohio - 2038 A.D. - Day 388 Of The Occupation

[matcom]

Today a convoy of Eurasia mercenaries was attacked by insurgents. Their truck exploded in a hail of gunfire, burning the bodies of all inside. The scene was a horrific reminder that America is not safe even after more than a year of the occupation.

Hoards of men with weapons stashes are roaming the streets and remote pipe bombs are a real problem for 'coalition forces'. Fertilizer bombs are also an increasing problem. Reports of Eurasian soldiers planning retaliation are coming in.

John Smith of ENN reporting:

"These Americans are barbaric. They are the lowest form of life. How can an 'animalistic society' hope to achieve what we are trying to do for them? The images are horrific at best. This is a tragic day for Eurasia!"

"What is even more horrific, is that we have video of jubilant Americans dancing in the streets as these convoy trucks burned. These are AMERICANS that are dancing on the graves of our 'coalition forces'. They just don't seem to WANT Democracy from Eurasia", Smith reports.

More to come:

"Up next, we take an in depth look as to what Eurasian citizens are doing to cope with the high prices of SUV's."

[matcom]

1. and i thought this was entertaining

:kick:

[matcom]

2. try one more time

[NewHampster]

3. I love it

:kick: :kick:

[matcom]

5. thanks

glad SOMEONE noticed it

[Junkdrawer]

4. This just in: Black helicopters were seen swarming to Bush loyalist...

sections of that troubled city. Unconfirmed reports of women and children killed in an attempt to kill the rebel leaders.