New theological perspective: If God wanted us to have all that oil

[keithyboy]

why did he give to the Arabs? He put his "chosen people" where he wanted them and it wasn't over the oil or diamonds or other mineral wealth. Why does America think it deserves the wealth of the world?

[lectrobyte]

1. Because he gave Uh-Mericans the Hummer H2's, Ford F350 SuperDuty's and

other forms of mass consumption to use the oil. So obviously it (the oil) needs to be in the U.S.A.

[Az]

2. Well you see, he put the Dinosaurs there for.....er

wait a minute. Dinosaurs didn't exist. They were planted by the devil. That means Satan gave the oil to the Arabs!

[atreides1]

3. One Thing

The US aren't Gods chosen people, the people of Israel are the chosen of God, and they don't have control of the oil either.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it. 'Nuff Said

[rooboy]

4. The oil was under the US's soil...

but then the gays came along and God moved it to punish you. I learnt that at Jerry Falwell's university.