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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 11:20 AM
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Bush/GOP lies: In One Sentence ....
Edited on Fri Apr-02-04 11:26 AM by Trajan
From another thread: Snippy posted this GEM of commentary about Bush/GOP Lies ... ALL in one sentence ... http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=459205#459465

Here:

"Is it true that John McCain has an illegitimate Negro daughter and the yawning boy was not there and was not yawning and besides he was standing some place else and Richard Clarke had complete access to Bush and Rice which proves that Clarke was out of the loop which is Clinton's fault so unnamed White House sources may be identified whenever Bush wants to even though everyone except Bush himself knows where he was during his Alabama National Guard service which was after he volunteered to go to Viet Nam but before he was no longer required to take a flight physical and about the same time that God told Bush to smite Saddam which is Clinton's fault because the 60 lines of embryonic stem cells prove that republican science is better than sound science but the Bush administration did not illegally reveal the identity of a covert CIA operative which resulted in 2,000,000 new jobs being created because democrats support terrorism and are not good Americans just as the Jews were not good Germans which is Clinton's fault and the White House is cooperating with the 9/11 commission which is why the White House withheld documents and called the republicans on the commission before Clarke testified since the dental xrays prove that Bush did not ignore either the repeated warnings of the dangers of al Qaeda and Osama or the August 2001 intelligence briefing specifically warning of the upcoming 9/11 attacks because the United States is a nation with a mission and that mission is to bring freedom to every single person in the world which will cut the deficit in half if you do not count those parts of the deficit which will increase under Bush which is Clinton's fault but the boxes from China were labeled "Made in USA" which resulted in 2,600,000 new jobs being created even though the $400 billion decorative medicare turkey was not labeled $550 billion which proves that government spending under Bush has gone down if you do not count the increased government spending under Bush which is Clinton's fault and Bush's plane to Baghdad was spotted because before Saddam bought the uranium and became an urgent but not an imminent threat which is Clinton's fault Bush had no plans on his desk to invade Iraq since the invasion was not planned before Bush took office and the aircraft carrier was too far offshore for the Navy to make a large enough Mission Accomplished banner to describe the WMD we have found in Iraq some of which Saddam was giving to Osama for following Saddam's plans and using Iraqi hijackers on 9/11 which is Clinton's fault but everyone who pays income taxes got a tax cut which created 3,000,000 new jobs and allowed Iraqi oil revenue to pay for the cost of the reconstruction of Iraq after the invasion by a small number of troops who would be greeted with floral program related activities except for the dead and wounded troops who are being brought home secretly which is Clinton's fault since Bush is the one who hugs the mothers and the widows and the wives and the kids and that is why Bush who is responsible for good economic numbers but not bad economic numbers which is Clinton's fault wrote the poem that he did not write blaming Laura for dropping the dog? "

Wow .... Have you ever seen such a complete indictment of the scums in the GOP: and ALL in one single sentence ??? ...

Snippy ? .... You are my hero ...
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 11:28 AM
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1. Good Stuff!
Two corrections:

It is "x-rays" (not xrays) and Medicare (not medicare)

I put it into Word and the Grade Level is a "12"!

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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 11:31 AM
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2. Insignificant ....
I prefer to revel in the glow of good condemnation of bad people ...

TWO symbols out of hundreds ... I can handle that ...
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drscm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 11:33 AM
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3. Faulkner would be proud of you Snippy.
I know I am.
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