Charlie McCarthy/Edgar Bergan Show by Bush/Cheney before 9-11

[Elwood P Dowd]

Charlie McCarthy played by George Bush.
Edgar Bergan played by Dick Cheney.

Okay you smart DU writers, come up with some dialog. Remember, there must be lots of "uh" and "you know" quotes in there for Bush. For Cheney, we need talk of Iraqi nukes and mushroom clouds in the homeland.
Don't forget the remote controlled drones loaded with Anthrax that will rain down upon our defenseless populace.

[OC_dem]

1. Can Bush still talk while Cheney is drinking a glass of water? n/t

[salinen]

2. Correction

Mortimer Snerd played by Chimp.

[lastknowngood]

3. go to the allhatnocattle.net and check out the new grapic from

the wizard.

[nostamj]

4. here's what a few cartoonists are doing

[DieboldMustDie]

5. You know why Bush won't testify publicly, don't you?

It would be way too embarrassing to appear on TV with Cheney's hand up his butt. :evilgrin:

[Elwood P Dowd]

6. Some funny stuff here.

I'm making a special file to mail out to all my friends - even the damn repukes.