Condi to testify....and shark attacks

[doubleplusgood]

So, the other day I was thinking that, with Condi Rice's upcoming testimony before the 9/11 commission sure to draw the nation's attention, we should expect some sort of "sensational news" to crop up to divert our attention away. And, I was specifically thinking of "shark attacks". Well, with a few hours to go before Condi is in the spotlight, here it is, from CNN: Surfer killed in shark attack:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/07/shark.attack.ap/index.html

Now putting tin-foil hat firmly in place.....

[SoCalDem]

1. Hmmm. What's Kobe doing today???

:tinfoilhat:

[soup]

2. Tom and Penelope.

how sad is that?

sharks and Kobe and Tom, oh my.
sharks and Kobe and Tom, oh my.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. Shark attacks are all the rage before a major terrorist attack

any congressmen involved with missing interns of late?