Rice Testimony in 1 Sentence

[Homer12]

It's Clintons fault, we wouldn't have been able to stop it anyway, and I'm just following PNAC doctrine, and deflect the issue.

[RoundRockD]

1. Don't blame me, I'm just a girl.

[jean]

2. I never received a memo from Osama saying, "Dear Condi -"

I plan to attack multiple buildings with commercial jetliners....on September 11, 2001. Please see attached itinerary for explicit details."

[Corgigal]

3. Ok

Well I was hired in case I had to fall on the sword.

[hippiegranny]

4. what i heard this morning on the radio

sounded like a kid reciting a memorized book report.

[Norbert]

5. So I take it the Condi Testimony is summarized like this:

[CityZen-X]

6. Double Parked!

I'm a liar, my panties on fire, let me filibuster forever, and I have to go now, my broom is double parked!