"The Ballad of Condi Rice" (Oil Tanker Extended Edition Memorial mp3)

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/balladofcondi.mp3

Well, improvised whilst the Republicans asked her questions this morning - I figured they wouldn't bother saying anything interesting so I just muted those parts and yelled random phrases while staring at a smirking Condi.

TWANG!

Extra whiny, extra bold!

It opens with this morning's CSPAN call too... insert cackle here.



previously:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/radio.htm

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Phe...

...look here when you get home.

[thebigidea]

2. oops, screwed up the uploading. it should work now...

and its under 7 minutes or so.

i'll probably cut it down to three and a half and overdub some further horrid noise.

well, it passes the time.

[thebigidea]

3. and for further information on the warm, loveable "traditional hijacking":

http://www.terminalproduct.com/thehorrorofcondi.mp3

[thebigidea]

4. now with double the delirium! half as much talent!

[thebigidea]

5. three times as much spleen!

afternoon kick!

[Octafish]

6. Mother Theresa never had an oil tanker named after her.

I heard your piece's opening call this morning in C-SPAN's pre-game show. What a guy. Didn't know at the time I'd hear him later in a work of art.

Thanks, BigI! Much obliged.

[thebigidea]

7. gawd, that was a blast. I'm glad they let me go on as long as they did

it was great watching the Condi-bio-whitewasher twitch and half-smile...

[Octafish]

11. ROFLMBFAO!

You? You were great, thebigidea! LMFAO! I've got you taped and I plan on hearing it again and again and again and again as I pick through what Condescenda said. Or is she Contradicta? Doesn't matter. She's covering up for the traitor, whom you've done an excellent job of pegging.



Der Smirkelgrüber

[thebigidea]

12. the little moustache suits the monkey so well

lucky me, I got the trifecta!

[CatWoman]

8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Andre -- you so evil!!!!!!!!!!

:D

:D

:D

:D

How the hell do you keep getting on Washington Journal????

[thebigidea]

9. two phones on speed dial and a reassuring republican voice to the screener

I probably should've waited until friends who could actually PLAY guitars were around, but - uh, that's improvisation for ya.

[thebigidea]

10. Edited! Updated! Enhanced! Expanded!

Absolutely not the same.