Rumsfeld considering calling up Michigan Militia.

[The Lone Liberal]

Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld issued a statement today that consideration is being given to calling up the Michigan Militia. Rumsfeld stated that he has been in contact with Charlton Heston and Wayne LaPierre on the possibility of calling up the Michigan Militia for active duty in Iraq.

A Mr. Turd Fergurson, a druggist in Altoona, Michigan and a charter member of the Upper Peninsula Michigan Militia issued a statement, “they think I am going to Iraq they are crazier than Bush looks. I just joined for some weekend paint-ball stuff ”

[BiggJawn]

1. The Onion, I presume?

:7

[SoCalDem]

2. A joke...but maybe they SHOULD

:evilgrin:

and "deputize" the inner city gangstas that love to shoot stuff up.. They maight actually make a mean military unit..:scared:....

and if they ran out of stuff to shoot up, they could start on each other.:eyes:

The neighborhoods that used to be their territory would probably send Rummy candy & flowers..

[Zinfandel]

3. Sounds like a bunch of Rumsfeld's chickenhawks to me.

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Altoona, Michigan?

Where in Yoopers is that, precisely?