"Very"s vary very big

[underpants]

"Big event -- there will be a very, very, very, very big uproar"

Now if the "chatter" had said a "very, very, very, very, VERY big uproar" along with "There will be attacks in the near future." and the warnings from British (MI6?), French, Israeli, Egyptian, and Russian (Putin supposedly called the CIA himself) intelligence AND if you remembered that the Attorney General didn't think it was safe to fly on commercial airlines anymore perhaps they would have been VERY concerned.

But with only 4 "very"s and not 5 you can see why it didn't set off alarms.

[Kazak]

1. Ah, of course...

Now it all makes sense.

[Broadslidin]

2. How Dare You, Expose George's Soiled Underwear.......!

They were supposed to be for "sweetie pie" Laura's eyes only!!

Occasionally, I wonder what George's nickname
for Laura is? "Laura Lock _____" > maybe.